The Harry Potter Cornfield's Journal

SLUTWANK!
From wank report.

On ARGH (something about hating H/G - ask

sheep), Corbin Dallas states that something he hates about H/G is that there is no canon sex scene. Low-key sniping ensues (and Lysette makes a post without comparing HP to anything mad).

Meruhesae, however, decides to take things to the next level by calling Ginny a slut - always a good move.

And here I thought you lot DIDN'T believe that Harry sees Ginny as merely a sex object? Well, not surprising some people did think they had sex since they apparently never talked during their little outings--nice to know that Harry thinks Ginny's mouth is good for something. What else could they have been doing? Of course, the fact that Ginny was so quick to (apparently) jump in the sack with Harry and her crude remarks about Ron's "experience" suggests to me that she had to have been getting it on with Dean, too, so perhaps Harry's jealousy of only wanting Ginny to perform slutty acts with him was well-founded. [/sarcasm]

It's too bad the mods discouraged us from using We didn’t call Ginny a slut; Icky did as a thread title. Perhaps What About Jenny's Romantic Walk? would be a suitable alternative?

You'll have to forgive my snarkiness. I'm pregnant and moody.

GilyAnn then forgets the all-important H/G shipper Rule for Happiness: namely, Do Not Look or Even Think About ARGH.

( Ginny's remark about Ron's experience are about kissing, KISSING, she's not saying that Ron needs to get a blow job or nor does it suggest that she's giving free blow jobs. )

The ARGHers behave in exactly the mature, intelligent way one would expect from people who compare H/G to Hitler/Eva Braun. They troll her journal. Meruhesae returns!

( I was being SARCASTIC, hence my use of [/sarcasm]. )

AND ON.