Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2007-05-13 16:02:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Just in: God *still* ships Harmony
Previously:
Lockedinaroom's First Letter to the Harmonians 4:11 "In the dream, I was SOOOO sad but now all I can think is "one less delusional idiot on the planet!"

Lockedinaroom's Second Letter to the Harmonians 3:16 ”BUT our Lord Jesus is very gracious to us.
Because I started praying for JKR and our ship. I didn't think He'd do anything because God doesn't like to mess with free will. If JKR wants to write it that way, then so be it. However, that night, I had a dream of grown-up and pregnant H/Hr.”
And now we have been blessed by a new epistle from Lockedinaroom, Harmony Theologian.
I'm going to sound crazy but I go to God about almost everything. After reading HBP and gawking at its awkwardness, I started to tell God how I felt so betrayed by the book and the interview. I also told Him how strange it was that I would get so fed up about someone I've never met.

Anyways, God replied back. He told me not to forget all the "moments" in the last five books. I was reminded of the suspicions of Krum and Cho. Weird, I know... blink.gif But my church is the kind that prays for everything from feeling a little tired to actually being dead. (I've heard of a church where they had to tell people to stop raising the dead because a lot of people were old and ready to go on to the next great adventure.)
Lockedinaroom is not the only person to have discussed shipping with the Almighty. ConstanceVigilance:
That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again.
Lockedinaroom:
God is awesome! But I know if the critics get wind of this, they'll likely go on a killing spree. lolz

I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning. One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW. Well, that is assuming that Christian OBHWF'ers feel as strongly about shipping as we h/hr and r/l shippers do.



Page 1 of 4
<<[1] [2] [3] [4] >>

(Post a new comment)


[info]cathowl
2007-05-13 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I've heard of a church where they had to tell people to stop raising the dead because a lot of people were old and ready to go on to the next great adventure.

... ... ...

Oh Self, I'm imagining pews full of nicely-dressed zombie church-goers now. I want that part of my brain back.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2007-05-14 01:17 pm UTC

[info]tunxeh
2007-05-13 09:17 pm UTC (link)
That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again.

I don't really want to get into an argument here about the power of mass delusion and the value of religious faith, but they're making it so easy...

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]squib, 2007-05-13 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2007-05-13 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-05-13 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rudemistress, 2007-05-14 11:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2007-05-14 04:22 pm UTC

[info]camilla
2007-05-13 09:26 pm UTC (link)
God fosters rumours about Krum and Cho ... Is she sure that is God on AIM?

(Reply to this)


(Anonymous)
2007-05-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Silly Harmonians, we all know Cthulhu is the god to pray to make ships canon!

french_lurker

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2007-05-13 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-13 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2007-05-13 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2007-05-14 08:27 am UTC

[info]cork118
2007-05-13 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Good to know that the true power of prayer comes in the form of delusional Harry Potter shippers, and not world peace or anything.

Harmonians, listen. When your faith can be shaken by two fictional characters never getting down to the mattress mambo, perhaps your faith is pretty unstable to begin with.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2007-05-14 10:57 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-17 02:48 am UTC

[info]harrylovesron
2007-05-13 09:34 pm UTC (link)
During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again.

...

*cries*

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]pastri_archy, 2007-05-14 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-05-14 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pastri_archy, 2007-05-14 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-05-14 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pastri_archy, 2007-05-14 07:06 pm UTC

[info]lidane
2007-05-13 09:41 pm UTC (link)
And here I thought I didn't need this icon anymore. Feh.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]penny_sieve, 2007-05-13 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-05-13 10:09 pm UTC

[info]sandyclaws68
2007-05-13 09:50 pm UTC (link)
One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW.
It'd have to be a "spiritual" gift, because it sure as hell isn't one of your "intellectual" gifts. . .

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]shocolate, 2007-05-14 11:18 am UTC

[info]major_dallas
2007-05-13 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Just...NOOOOOOOOOOO...

(Reply to this)


[info]doomsday
2007-05-13 10:06 pm UTC (link)
My brain has just exploded, and now I'm kinda like fast food for the zombies from that church.

(Reply to this)


[info]schmendrick
2007-05-13 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Mina, Mina de Malfois, there's some prime batshit here for you.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

I knew there was a reason why I made this icon! - [info]eilisliana, 2007-05-13 10:45 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-05-13 10:10 pm UTC (link)
::rubs head:: Fuck, I can't even come up with something witty in response to that level of whatthefuckery.

(Reply to this)


[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-05-13 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning. One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW. Well, that is assuming that Christian OBHWF'ers feel as strongly about shipping as we h/hr and r/l shippers do.


...


IT'S. JUST. A. BOOK!!!

*sobs*

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2007-05-13 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2007-05-14 10:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-05-14 11:06 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-06-20 08:44 pm UTC

[info]jim_smith
2007-05-13 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Didn't Rowling already finish writing the book? This is a bit like appealing to the governor after the injection.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-05-13 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2007-05-13 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2007-05-13 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thecheese, 2007-05-14 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2007-05-14 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thecheese, 2007-05-14 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2007-05-14 10:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2007-05-14 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2007-05-14 03:37 pm UTC

[info]slackeremeritus
2007-05-13 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Man, can't refute logic like that. No sirree Bob.

(Reply to this)


[info]doyle
2007-05-13 10:34 pm UTC (link)
I've heard of a church where they had to tell people to stop raising the dead because a lot of people were old and ready to go on to the next great adventure.

I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning.

Oh, come on, that has to be a particularly lolarious troll! If not, someone hold me, please, I'm scared. And also starting to worry about a Harmonian fundamentalist mass suicide come the Deathly Hallows release.

(Reply to this)


[info]hitwoman
2007-05-13 10:50 pm UTC (link)
That's just....sad. Really truly sad.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-19 04:10 pm UTC

[info]pantyless_angel
2007-05-13 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm kind of torn between pity, and laughing till I piss myself.
July is going to awesome.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2007-05-14 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shocolate, 2007-05-14 11:20 am UTC

[info]gloria_mundi
2007-05-13 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I think Lockedinaroom's choice of SN is particularly telling.

(Reply to this)


[info]major_dallas
2007-05-13 11:09 pm UTC (link)
ok, recovered a bit and LOL at their parody of 300 there:

"Devotion and FANBOYS... You'll find plenty of both down there."

"The is blasphemy, pumpkineer! This is delusion!"

"Delusion?"

"THIS!"

"IS!"

"HARMONY!!!"


... and the accompany pis is LOLarious too!

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2007-05-13 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2007-05-14 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2007-05-14 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2007-05-14 09:24 pm UTC

[info]okalintu
2007-05-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I do wonder what they'll do when the last book won't have an H/Hr ending. Then their God is either a big nasty liar or he has a mean sense of humour. Or, you know, those people realise that the voices they hear are not God but their own insanity.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]huehau, 2007-05-14 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rudemistress, 2007-05-14 11:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]huehau, 2007-05-15 01:51 am UTC
Oh, dear. - [info]rudemistress, 2007-05-16 11:35 am UTC

[info]missm
2007-05-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
God is awesome!

Is that from the Valley Girl Book of Devotions?

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-05-13 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2007-05-14 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-05-14 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2007-05-14 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2007-05-14 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2007-05-14 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-05-14 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tesgirl123, 2007-05-14 11:53 am UTC

[info]sockpuppet_rat
2007-05-13 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Damn. Just...damn.

Also, does anybody know who made my icon?

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]shocolate, 2007-05-14 11:21 am UTC

[info]ianthefira
2007-05-13 11:36 pm UTC (link)
This is one of those things where I'm all 'should I even be laughing at this'?

(Reply to this)


[info]vergilsparda
2007-05-13 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I had a dream of grown-up and pregnant H/Hr.

How does that work? Ship!PREG? Simultaneous Hermione pregnancy and Harry MPREG? Sounds like quite a trippy nightmare.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-13 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-05-14 01:56 pm UTC


Page 1 of 4
<<[1] [2] [3] [4] >>

 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map