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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2007-05-13 16:02:00


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Just in: God *still* ships Harmony
Previously:
Lockedinaroom's First Letter to the Harmonians 4:11 "In the dream, I was SOOOO sad but now all I can think is "one less delusional idiot on the planet!"

Lockedinaroom's Second Letter to the Harmonians 3:16 ”BUT our Lord Jesus is very gracious to us.
Because I started praying for JKR and our ship. I didn't think He'd do anything because God doesn't like to mess with free will. If JKR wants to write it that way, then so be it. However, that night, I had a dream of grown-up and pregnant H/Hr.”
And now we have been blessed by a new epistle from Lockedinaroom, Harmony Theologian.
I'm going to sound crazy but I go to God about almost everything. After reading HBP and gawking at its awkwardness, I started to tell God how I felt so betrayed by the book and the interview. I also told Him how strange it was that I would get so fed up about someone I've never met.

Anyways, God replied back. He told me not to forget all the "moments" in the last five books. I was reminded of the suspicions of Krum and Cho. Weird, I know... blink.gif But my church is the kind that prays for everything from feeling a little tired to actually being dead. (I've heard of a church where they had to tell people to stop raising the dead because a lot of people were old and ready to go on to the next great adventure.)
Lockedinaroom is not the only person to have discussed shipping with the Almighty. ConstanceVigilance:
That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again.
Lockedinaroom:
God is awesome! But I know if the critics get wind of this, they'll likely go on a killing spree. lolz

I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning. One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW. Well, that is assuming that Christian OBHWF'ers feel as strongly about shipping as we h/hr and r/l shippers do.



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[info]demonbean
2007-05-13 11:37 pm UTC (link)
That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end.

There's a really big crisis of faith coming ...

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[info]lottelita
2007-05-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
These people have clearly been picking up their theology from professional sports. I mean, if God helps the Colts win the SuperBowl, why wouldn't He help the Harmonians end up on top?

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[info]missdaisy
2007-05-13 11:53 pm UTC (link)
God is awesome! But I know if the critics get wind of this, they'll likely go on a killing spree. lolz

Yes, I know I'm planning on taking out a few Christian Harmoanians after Deathly Hallows. What with the loss of faith and all, I figure I'll be pretty desperate.

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(no subject) - sockpuppet_rat, 2007-05-14 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2007-05-14 03:02 am UTC
GIP! it's only way to save my brains!!
[info]pastri_archy
2007-05-14 12:23 am UTC (link)
*gasps for air*

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[info]katarin
2007-05-14 12:34 am UTC (link)
This has to be a troll. Please tell me this is a troll. I will lose faith in the internets otherwise. Or, ya know, what little faith I have left.

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[info]saralina25
2007-05-14 12:45 am UTC (link)
And thus God spake to the Harmonian prophet:

STFU, n00b.

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[info]semirecluse
2007-05-14 01:04 am UTC (link)
...

SO MUCH CRINGE

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-14 01:07 am UTC (link)
I'm starting to think that five years from now we'll be living under a Harmonicracy and be damned to Big Perfect Platonic Love and none of that filthy! sex forever.
Damn, I'll miss bickering. Because in the Harmotopia, it'll be a crime. Punished by DEATH. And all red-heads will be killed at birth. And Toast will be a Sacred Food. And the Devil will become Ron.

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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-14 02:32 am UTC
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[info]vorpal_blade
2007-05-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning.

WTF? Who needs to be more discerning? And what the bloody hell does being able to "discern" what's in a children's book series (which Lockedinaroom obviously can't do to save her life) have to do with your religion?

One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW.

No, no it isn't. At least not when it comes to the HP series. You haven't got a clue. What you have managed to do is to be as obnoxious concerning your religion as people who think it tells them that gay people are evil and women shouldn't be ordained.

God neither wants H/Hr nor R/Hr. God doesn't want R/L or H/G. God doesn't give a damn about any of this. And I'm starting to feel the same due to idiots like you.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-14 01:57 am UTC (link)
DX

YOU. OUT of my religion. NOW. Stop making every single Christian look like a fringy PANSY!!! *cries*

We're not ALL like this, I swear!

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[info]baranduyn
2007-05-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
God is awesome!


Now, is that awesome like a really great hot dog or... /Eddie Izzard

I suppose it's a reflection of my own pettiness to admit that I'd love to be in the room when this piece of work finishes book seven. God may have some 'splaining to do. As if.

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[info]lerefuge
2007-05-14 03:09 am UTC (link)
Surely that's a troll. Nobody is that stupid.

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[info]drakyndra
2007-05-14 03:32 am UTC (link)
This will never not be hilarious.

Ever.

Oh Harmonians, just when I'm sick of the shippers in my own fandom, you come along and prove they've got nothing on you guys.

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(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2007-05-14 03:58 am UTC

[info]fernwithy
2007-05-14 03:32 am UTC (link)
There are no words, unless one is troll, and sadly, I'm not sure it is one.

I'm reminded of Buffalo during the Superbowls, with a whole lot of "God loves the Bills!" Hopefully, for the sake of their faith, they will do what Buffalonians did and just, you know, move on (and start praying for the Sabres, apparently).

Or is it blasphemy to compare Harmonianism to mere football?

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[info]zealot
2007-05-14 03:46 am UTC (link)
I have to question the sincerity of anyone who says, "That's really neat."

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-14 03:46 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else have that "Our God is an Awesome God" song stuck in their head after reading this?

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[info]shallow_kid
2007-05-14 03:47 am UTC (link)
Huh. One of my sisters is a nun and she ships (not ships but, you know, she's literate) R/Hr and H/G. A nun, Lockedinaroom. A nun. I think I'll take her religious authority over yours.

Lulz =P

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Yup, transubstatiation - (Anonymous), 2007-05-15 10:34 am UTC
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[info]nlb_muffin
2007-05-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
I'm going to sound crazy but

Starting a post off like this never bodes well.

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[info]elektra3
2007-05-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again.

What.

What.

WHAT.

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[info]elimination
2007-05-14 07:29 am UTC (link)
...okay, I understand that Harmony cures AIDS and that Hermione is Like Jesus, In A Way (TM), but... WHAT. O_O

And I thought Bleach shippers were crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-05-14 02:26 pm UTC

[info]squeakthemouse
2007-05-14 08:48 am UTC (link)
There is not enough WHAT in the world for this post.

Just when I think I've seen the height of Harmonian crazy, they find a way to surpass themselves.

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[info]rudemistress
2007-05-14 11:54 am UTC (link)
I'll bet lockedinaroom and ConstantVigilance also complain about how filthy godless heathens like me are so very MEEN to them and their fellow Christians when we don't wanna hear about their "beliefs." I can't imagine *why* anyone would be less than respectful towards believers, after seeing stuff like this...

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[info]tesgirl123
2007-05-14 12:02 pm UTC (link)
I feel the need to go to church after this just to remind myself that God doesn't care about shipping wars...He's too busy trying to fix things like war, famine, AIDS, poverty to give a crap about two fictional characters...

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(no subject) - [info]shallow_kid, 2007-05-14 01:09 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-14 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong that as soon as the word "zombies" picked up, I immediately started imagining Cherry Darling slaying hordes of Harmonian undead with machine gun leg?

*hides*

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[info]lyppy
2007-05-14 12:57 pm UTC (link)
God may want H/Hr, but Jesus wants OBHWF and God can't say no to his only son...especially not after that whole crucifixion mess.

C'mon, you know Jesus digs redheads.

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