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Just in: God *still* ships Harmony
Previously: Lockedinaroom's First Letter to the Harmonians 4:11 "In the dream, I was SOOOO sad but now all I can think is "one less delusional idiot on the planet!"
Lockedinaroom's Second Letter to the Harmonians 3:16 ”BUT our Lord Jesus is very gracious to us. Because I started praying for JKR and our ship. I didn't think He'd do anything because God doesn't like to mess with free will. If JKR wants to write it that way, then so be it. However, that night, I had a dream of grown-up and pregnant H/Hr.” And now we have been blessed by a new epistle from Lockedinaroom, Harmony Theologian. I'm going to sound crazy but I go to God about almost everything. After reading HBP and gawking at its awkwardness, I started to tell God how I felt so betrayed by the book and the interview. I also told Him how strange it was that I would get so fed up about someone I've never met.
Anyways, God replied back. He told me not to forget all the "moments" in the last five books. I was reminded of the suspicions of Krum and Cho. Weird, I know... blink.gif But my church is the kind that prays for everything from feeling a little tired to actually being dead. (I've heard of a church where they had to tell people to stop raising the dead because a lot of people were old and ready to go on to the next great adventure.) Lockedinaroom is not the only person to have discussed shipping with the Almighty. ConstanceVigilance:That's really neat. I also pray to God all the time and when I was feeling unsure about H/HR I prayed to Him- and all of a sudden, I felt this really intense emotion that made me wonder why I ever questioned H/Hr. During that moment I knew it would be H/Hr in the end. I also felt this same emotion when I was having trouble with my faith, but He set me right again. Lockedinaroom:God is awesome! But I know if the critics get wind of this, they'll likely go on a killing spree. lolz
I do feel sorry for the Christians that are OBHWF. They will likely feel confused too and all God can tell them is that they should have been more discerning. One of my spiritual gifts is discerning, BTW. Well, that is assuming that Christian OBHWF'ers feel as strongly about shipping as we h/hr and r/l shippers do.
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