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sockpuppet_rat ([info]sockpuppet_rat) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2007-07-08 10:34:00
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Current mood:Guilty

Everbody into the boat; the flood is starting early.
D: Anybody who wanks that energetically has to be underage.

My thanks, still, to [info]shallow_kid for the amusement and to [info]sheep for the truly magnificent save. Thanks also to LJ's Tartanboxers for hosting it for us while it lasted.

You're all welcome to stay in the boat for the next two weeks.


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[info]sheep
2007-07-08 02:54 pm UTC (link)
<3

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[info]tehrin
2007-07-08 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm curious...what exactly were the spoilers?

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[info]zyna_kat
2007-07-08 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Nora compiles some(?) of them here.

halo2the_a's spoilers:

1. Harry rides the Knight Bus early on in the book.

2. Snape and Hagrid snuff it. Neville almost dies, but he's alive at the end. Fawkes sacrifices his existence for Harry.

3. Regulus Black is associated with Lily in a VERY unexpected plot twist.

4. Voldemort is sustaining his health with the help of a magical creature.

5. Harry is a horcrux through his scar, but he does not die.

6. Harry and Voldemort go behind the veil at the department of mysteries where Sirius guides Harry's soul. Harry is ALIVE at the end.

rockyou333's spoilers:

1. Harry DOES get a new pet. But it is an intelligent creature who winds up playing an important role in the plot.

2. Harry DOES go back to Hogwarts, convinced by Mcgonagol and Hermione. He only stays a short while.

3. Harry becomes head of the Order, much against his will.

4. Regulus Black makes an appearance and there is a really shocking connection to Lily. Harry does see the true form of Lily again.

5. The two main character deaths are Hagrid and Snape. Snape stays "evil" but winds up saving Harry's life. Neville appears to die in a scene near the end but we find out that he is alive. Harry does NOT die.

6. The good guys have to deal with Voldemort's recruitment of an assortment of magical races/creatures.

7. Harry IS a horcrux.

8. Grawp makes a reappearance and saves Hermione's life in one scene.

9. Luna is a big character again.

10. Ginny plays a brief but crucial role.

11. Both Harry and Voldemort go behind the veil in the department of mysteries. There, of course, Sirius plays a role again, but he does NOT come back to life.

12. Harry and Ginny do NOT get back together although they do talk about it. Ron and Hermione are a couple at the beginning of the book but Hermione confesses that she loves Harry romantically. Harry is confused but he winds up kissing her in a climatic scene near the end. Ron gets together with Luna.

13. There is a monumental phenomenon that all muggles can see when Voldemort is defeated.

14. Fawkes saves Harry's life yet again.

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-07-08 03:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-07-08 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sandyclaws68, 2007-07-08 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pastri_archy, 2007-07-08 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-07-09 01:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sandyclaws68, 2007-07-08 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-07-08 04:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-07-08 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sandyclaws68, 2007-07-08 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2007-07-08 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zyna_kat, 2007-07-08 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2007-07-08 10:35 pm UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2007-07-08 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, Harmonian in-fight!

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[info]shallow_kid
2007-07-08 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I can back myself up by saying that if a Heron did this prank on our board, I wouldn't say he did a "bad" thing...

I say we test this out by bribing [info]angua9 to create a sock, post pro-H/Hr spoilers and then reveal herself a few days later.

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[info]esclaramonde
2007-07-08 04:14 pm UTC (link)
My brother would do it without bribes.

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2007-07-09 03:21 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2007-07-08 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna be real disappointed if they eat each other before the book is released. There'll be nobody left to wank!

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[info]sandyclaws68
2007-07-08 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Portkey eats its own. Mmmmmmm, tasty!

But FP is made of so, so, sooooooooo much awesomesauce. She clearly wins the Spot-The-Hypocrisy Sweepstakes with It let us look like hypocrits who just cry and are all angry if somebody does wrong to us nevermind we do that too still we act as if we are all innocent and OBHWF are so mean.

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[info]thecheese
2007-07-09 03:08 am UTC (link)
Nah, FP just wants to try and buff up the tarnished Harmony image and A_W screwed that up by inciting the troops to act as they usually do silly.

IOW, she's trying to contain the wank. That's just so wrong!

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(no subject) - [info]sockpuppet_rat, 2007-07-09 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-09 08:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thecheese, 2007-07-09 03:16 pm UTC

[info]magnolia_mama
2007-07-08 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Not to be a killjoy, but according to his Portkey forum profile, Arm_Wild is only 17. The wank is fairly widespread, but since he started it, I think this falls under the "don't link to wank by minors" rule. I hope I'm wrong, though, because it's spoogealicious.

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(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-07-08 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-07-08 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-07-08 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2007-07-08 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-07-08 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-07-08 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sockpuppet_rat, 2007-07-08 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-07-08 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-07-08 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ikuko, 2007-07-08 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-08 07:00 pm UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2007-07-08 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I love how he keeps claiming he's not going to comment anymore on his flounce and then he keeps posting.

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(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2007-07-08 04:46 pm UTC

[info]peachespig
2007-07-08 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I feel pretty bad for those Harmonians that Arm Wild tricked with his little "prank".

I'm sorry, but how can anyone hang out on Portkey for years and not understand how quickly and desperately some of his shipmates were going to get their hopes up? Of course they were going to want to believe. How could he not know he was going to upset people? It's just cruel.

Oh, and Arm? If you're making five separate "this is my last comment, no really, I'm going away now, stop trying to get the last word in after me" posts your own "Goodbye Cruel Internets" thread, you may be doing it wrong. :D

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(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2007-07-08 05:14 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-07-08 04:40 pm UTC (link)
You know what I'd love to see in Deathly Hallows?

An epilogue where Harry marries some random Muggle girl.

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(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2007-07-08 04:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-08 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shallow_kid, 2007-07-09 02:49 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-07-08 04:53 pm UTC (link)
[info]flyingphoenix, my heart does swoon!

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[info]anon_a_mouse
2007-07-08 05:54 pm UTC (link)
I'll be in my nuclear-powered sub. People are welcome to join. :D

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[info]lerefuge
2007-07-08 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I came too late to the party. Too bad! It looked awesome. I am surprised it hadn't happened before tough.

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[info]syncopation
2007-07-08 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Dammit! I missed out! Crazy HP fans is to my day what cherry is to a nice helping of ice cream.

Yum.

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[info]jira
2007-07-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
Wait, what'd I miss?

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[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-07-09 02:05 am UTC (link)
Damn. Stupid underage wankers.

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[info]riah_chan
2007-07-09 03:10 am UTC (link)
What would have made this even better was if there were fake page numbers to go with it...

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-07-09 03:53 am UTC (link)
*hops in the boat and friends as she does so* It was wonderful. Stupid people and their stupid ages.

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[info]chickadilly
2007-07-09 06:23 am UTC (link)
AHHHH! What did I miss?!?!?!

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[info]sheep
2007-07-09 09:36 am UTC (link)
It's now the next day, and I'm still emo ;_;

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-12 04:45 am UTC (link)
I wonder if H/Hr shipping wank is going to be reported on Fandom Wank when Book 7 comes out...or will it still be here? I'm kind of saddened to think that the Potterdammerung is going to be split between 2 communities...

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