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Dani ([info]hypno_jango) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2007-07-15 23:12:00


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Yes, Jo is laughing at you.
I guess we should start a post about the (edit) confirmed REAL epilogue going around. SPOILERS and NON-STOP WHINING in the links.

ONTD_trash: Scans in the comments.

spoil_me_dh: Your writing is shit, Jo!

Edit: News sites are talking about the leak now and there's a locked post on spoil_me_dh where the book was scanned showing the dust jacket, colored hard bookcover, copyrights, title and dedications pages. Unless someone decided to fake all that as well as 700+ pages, the leak is real.

Edit^2: A mousy pointed out there is a new lj community: its_a_fake.

Edit^3: There's a plan of mass suicide on JKR's lawn if she doesn't write a Harmoanian ending the book better. (Thanks nekoama!)

Edit^4: A mousy pointed out there's a new picture of the book going around with a certain lj community in the background. Another blow for the FAKE side.



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[info]arien
2007-07-16 11:35 pm UTC (link)
The final portion of the book has leaked, check [info]spoil_me_dh. THE POTTERDAMMERUNG IS NIGH!

(The epilogue is real, BTW. Hee!)

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[info]arien
2007-07-17 12:42 am UTC (link)
OMG I am crying with laughter. Death Eater defenders FTW!

HUGE SPOILERS in threads:
http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/80569.html
http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/81482.html
http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/86467.html

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[info]themadscientist
2007-07-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
Dear Gods of the Internets,

plz be making the crazy people's computers explode real quick. Although I am enjoying the massive tidal wave of splooge, I now have a dent in my desk from my head smacking the edge of it.
Maybe even make the crazy people's computers explode while they're typing? Take a few fingers off?

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
So far, I've read Chapters 1-7 (well, part of seven--the twit who did the scanning only scanned two pages of 7) and mangled bits of 23 (I HAD to read the Malfoy Manor chapter--but only like four pages of it will show up on my computer).

I'm loving it. It's just so mystery-filled and plotty. Kind of dark too. (George's ear!) And it doesn't have a lot of romance in it at all. I'm excited.

Okay, people who've read the entire thing, tell me one thing: Do Remus and Tonks die?

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[info]drakyndra
2007-07-17 02:13 am UTC (link)
So, how long until the media gets ahold of the whole "Potter book leaked on the Internet" story?

Because if a big media source grabs that, the fandom will go nuclear.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 02:18 am UTC (link)
From what I've gleamed it seems to be a very interesting book and in the very remote possibility it's fake I'll still have a fun ride. If someone put all this effort into crafting a real looking fake, then I gotta hand it to them for one of the best hoaxes I've seen. I can feel the gates shaking. The troll armies grow restless and the flames are starting to rise. When the gates fully open, I almost expect to see the smoke from journalfen's servers rise in the distance.

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(no subject) - [info]syncopation, 2007-07-17 02:20 am UTC

[info]dontgiveahoot
2007-07-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
Which epilogue is the confirmed real one? I've seen one, but I've heard that there are another two different ones floating about somewhere (though I'm not sure if they're a lot different, or only a little different). So I'm not entirely sure if the one I've seen is the 'real' one or not. Can anyone link me to the real one? (I don't mind being spoilered for the epilogue - it's the 'how we get to that point' that interests me most and that I'd like to stay unspoilered for.)

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(no subject) - [info]jujubee, 2007-07-18 03:49 pm UTC
Media on the leak
[info]drakyndra
2007-07-17 02:39 am UTC (link)
Vancouver Sun.
- Also carried by The National Post, Montreal Gazette, Ottawa Citizen, and a bunch of other sites (all Canadian).

The Sun (UK).

the Brooks Bulletin

And a shitload of online news sources.

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Re: Media on the leak - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-07-17 02:45 am UTC
Re: Media on the leak - [info]drakyndra, 2007-07-17 02:48 am UTC
Re: Media on the leak - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-07-17 02:51 am UTC
Re: Media on the leak - [info]scorpio20, 2007-07-18 02:44 pm UTC
Re: Media on the leak - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-07-18 07:14 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 02:48 am UTC (link)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10177423@N06/832535719/

This photo does seem to contradict some of what has been shown with the chapter titles, but not much aside from that.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 03:05 am UTC (link)
Well, all I can say is that I hope this *is* the real book, because I for one LOVED it.

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[info]isntitironic
2007-07-17 03:20 am UTC (link)
Well, we might as well get started on the filk, eh?

That's great
It starts with a release date
Wands, Snapes and Horcruxes
Is Harry Potter gonna die?
Scannin' up the epilogue
Bitch about it on your blog
Hoggin up the bandwidth with your rant and rage
The slytherfen are screaming 'bout the last fight
Spell white
Files in the aisles representing seventh book
In a fandom that's on fire when it got a look.
Batshit mad
And maybe we've been had
and feeling sadly
That it all must end
Page by page
The readers baffled, read, raged, reviewed,
Look at that last line, no way.
Uh oh, overflow, robust server gonna go
But it'll do to save the scans, read the scans.
LJ sprouting new comms
Droppin off the F-bombs
Shippers with the angst and all the anger and the ARGH
You delusional
seclusional
My way or the
High way
I ain't gonna pay!

It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
And I'm gonna whine!

Oh, the twenty-first, the book is mine
Don't you end up last in line
We all knew, it's true
Dunno what we're gonna do
Tooth gnashing, hair tearing
Book burning, blood letting
Harmony is desecrated
Hallows are incinerated
Light a candle, write an essay
Stand tall, stand tall
All your hopes are crush, crushed
Uh-oh
This means elate
Gloatate
Weasley lovers congregate
An epilogue
An epilogue
And JKR should die!
You offer me your fanfiction
And offer me your sympathies
But I just cry

It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
And I'm gonna whine!

Before the link was hesitation
Helpless to resist temptation
Now I want an explanation
Lucius Malfoy
Molly Weasley
Harry Potter, Draco, Ron
Release party
Costumes
Jellybeans
Boom!
You delusional
Illusional
Ship trip quit
Right?
Wrong!

It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
It's the end of the fandom as we know it!
And I'm gonna whine!

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[info]arien
2007-07-17 03:21 am UTC (link)
Okay, those of you that have read the scans going around -- were there bits in it where Harry, Ron, and Hermione rode a dragon, and how does the cover art play into the story? I kind of took it for granted that these things occurred, but now I'm not so sure.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 05:11 am UTC (link)
So I have to ask.. is there any R/Hr stuff on page in the book? I know they end up together in the epilogue, but is there any actual R/Hr romance in the book itself?

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[info]pharae
2007-07-17 05:26 am UTC (link)
I kinda want to grab that sexehsmirk bitch around the neck and never let go, right now.

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(no subject) - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-07-17 06:05 am UTC

[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-07-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
Um...is anyone else frantically refreshing this page to see if new wank/spoilers/news pops up?

*apologizes to [info]hypno_jango's inbox*

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[info]utahraptor
2007-07-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
*is quite enjoying the summaries in spoilmedh comm*

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 06:55 am UTC (link)
For those who have read the book... what's this "OMG Voldemort ships H/Hr!1" that had the harmoanians in a tizzy all about?

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-07-17 01:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-17 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-07-17 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-17 11:25 pm UTC
spoilers - (Anonymous), 2007-07-18 11:03 am UTC
Re: spoilers - (Anonymous), 2007-07-18 12:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2007-07-17 09:02 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hinoema, 2007-07-18 05:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Someone called "Gryfindor231" posts huge non-shipping spoilers in random threads of PK. I'd kill the guy if this happened to me, but still...

Also, Hedwig :(

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 05:06 pm UTC (link)
*cough cough* Harmonian propaganda *cough cough

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 05:54 pm UTC (link)
All right, I'm curious about something. Though the spoilers I've read do sound very plausible, there is still the fact that DH was announced to be 781 pages and the "leaked" book is only 759, right? So, is it being assumed that the intial page announcement was in error? Now, I wouldn't be too surprised if the intial US page count was wrong; the difference between it and the UK page count was unusually large even allowing for font and spacing differences. But still.

I am, as I said, just curious. This is driving me crazy. If this "book" is a fake, I think I'd like to track down whoever actually wrote it and congratulate them on a joke well-played. Either way, I'm not going to download it. I'm not.

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[info]phosfate
2007-07-17 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Salon's picked it up. Pic of the title page, but no spoilers in the story. Can't vouch for any comments, however.

http://machinist.salon.com/

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[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-07-17 07:26 pm UTC (link)
NY TIMES PICKED IT UP!

Front page. The Potterdammerung, she has arrived.

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[info]nekoama
2007-07-17 08:51 pm UTC (link)
This epilogue is totally giving me Digimon flashbacks. XD

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-17 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Apparently a spokeswoman from Bloomsbury said:

“We are encouraging people not to do this. This happens with every book, and there are a lot of them out there, and we appeal to everybody not to put them up. It’s amazing how creative people can be. It may look real, but it doesn’t mean they are.”

I got this from the NYTimes article above. So...thoughts? Do you think the 700+ page leaked version is real or not?

I'm leaning towards real, because I think it's just too good to be fake. OTOH, I want it to be real so badly that I'm worried that it could be a fake. *SIGH*

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[info]isntitironic
2007-07-17 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I hope CNN picks this up. And I hope their anchorpeople announce some huge spoiler quite casually on the air.

The scream will probably echo around the world.

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