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jewlmc ([info]jewlmc) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2007-07-18 21:39:00
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ASS FTW! SPOILERS

I love spoil_me_dh.

http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/

Seriously. The Splooge is now through the roof.
New scans of the Book can be seen here:
http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/203272.html
And in this post:
http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/203272.html</p>

The Fun doesn't stop there:



This post is pretty fucking funny:

http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/203232.html#cutid1

 

Awww the Giant Squid is part of the OBHWF! Either that or they are saying that Molly is an ugly beast.

 

Someone is going to spontaneously combust! OMG!

http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/205127.html

<i>"I have a plan.

If the epilogue is true, everyone send her a pumpkin with a knife in it and a note that says You. I think she'll get the message"</i>

Lovely.

But the "ASS Ship" comments rule.

 



ETA: How does something "Jump the Shark" when it's fucking OVER? http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/211725.html
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[info]syncopation
2007-07-19 01:55 am UTC (link)
That's it.

Meltdown. Internet, you're on your own.

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[info]themadscientist
2007-07-19 01:58 am UTC (link)
Popcorn, anyone?

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[info]deludedvision
2007-07-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/its_a_fake/37468.html PETITION TIME, YAY.

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[info]baranduyn
2007-07-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
I think my favorite part of both spoil_me_DH and its_a_fake are the cries for photographic evidence and the ensuing whining when some appears.

I admit to involvement; one person posted she has the book and I told her not to bother because she could post hundreds of photos and someone would ask if she'd ever seen a Photoshop program in her life before shouting "FAAAAKE!"

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-19 02:13 am UTC (link)
Ass - great ship name or THE GREATEST ship name?

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[info]yotz_fen
2007-07-19 02:16 am UTC (link)
Love a good riposte:
Hysterical Overreaction:
If Albus Severus and Scorpius is real, I will spontaneously combust in anger and frustration. Comments?


Someone Commented:
If you know you're going to spontaneously combust, is it really spontaneous?

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[info]syncopation
2007-07-19 02:24 am UTC (link)
And while I'm at it, quite possibly the best wishful thinking I've heard in this entire debacle.

...part of me hopes that it was a planned leak, that JKR hired someone to write a fanfic...

Part of me hopes this is a joke. If not a joke and the commenter is serious, I have no words.

Post here.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-19 02:56 am UTC (link)
You know, I am a little scared.

I mean, all this is just about the fake/real thing, and it is already killing my brain in so many funny ways.

I eagerly await, with some fear of what is to come, the book getting to the masses, so Snape's astral wives can mourn and bitch and fight for his body, the shippers go ballistic, and all that...

The Potterdammerung is glorious. Rejoy in its beauty.

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[info]utahraptor
2007-07-19 02:59 am UTC (link)
lol at the comments that the epilogue = incest fest.

So, AS/S is the new H/D and Teddy/Victorie (assuming she gets the werewolf gene from Bill) is the new puppyshipping?

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[info]jujubee
2007-07-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
I can't be bothered to read this whole review, but the people at its_a_fake think it's good and snarky, so I presume that equals wank, wank and more wank.

http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/343960.html

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;) xxx - [info]sheep, 2007-07-19 07:06 pm UTC
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[info]damnedfallacy
2007-07-19 03:25 am UTC (link)
ASS is definitely one of my two new OTPs. See icon for the other. >:)

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-19 03:31 am UTC (link)
My God, I just caught myself singing, "It's the end of the world as we know it" out loud and at the top of my voice.

... I think the crazy is catching. :p

Y'know, I think I'm glad I spoiled myself. It makes me more anxious to get the book... plus I get to watch the internet explode without fear. :p

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[info]magnolia_mama
2007-07-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
"Epic Buttsex Redemption"?

Oh, Potter fandom, never change. Never give up! Never surrender!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 03:42 am UTC
Dude, is your lulz meter broken? - [info]darthmaligna, 2007-07-19 03:46 am UTC

[info]darthmaligna
2007-07-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
ETA: How does something "Jump the Shark" when it's fucking OVER?

That's mine.

1) I don't believe for a second that JKR isn't going to keep milking this franchise for all that it's worth.

2) It's never too late to just fucking destroy a series, although for me the actual shark-jumping occurred about a quarter of the way into OotP.

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You're = Your. - [info]jewlmc, 2007-07-19 03:54 am UTC
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[info]mmanurere
2007-07-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
I could have sworn I'd seen badfic with the "Harry and Draco each have a son who resembles them closely, and both go to Hogwarts the same year." Possibly more than one.

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-19 03:47 am UTC (link)
I hope that the scans are of a fake, and that the author is MsScribe.

It's the only way she could top herself. It would be the greatest wank ever. Ever.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-07-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
I just can't get over the tantrums a lot of these folks are throwing...I mean, they wanted to be spoiled, and now they're having hysterics. Maybe this wank is hitting too close to home for me, but I can't help thinking that all of these folks who are whining "OMFG YOU ARE EVAL JO, GO AND WRITE THE ENDING *WE* WANTED, RIGHT NOW!" need to get the fuck out of my fandom. Either that, or go write their own fanfic endings and STFU. That's what fanfic is for, after all. >:P Is it wrong that I've already got plotbunnies, assuming these scans are real?

And all of this about a book that hasn't been released yet!

*sigh* Next up: my thoughts on Yaoi.

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[info]deludedvision
2007-07-19 03:53 am UTC (link)
I love how the general feeling at its_a_fake is: "If it's fake, we are the best fans ever for KNOWING it; if it's real, we are the best fans ever for not accepting it."

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-07-19 04:28 am UTC (link)
If the epilogue is true, everyone send her a pumpkin with a knife in it and a note that says You.

And she should send each of them back a note saying "NO, U!"

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[info]pharae
2007-07-19 06:25 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who laughs out loud at all whatever86's posts?

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(Anonymous)
2007-07-19 06:44 am UTC (link)
Comments are usually too wanky for me in there, but they can all definately count me in the ASS ship. That shit's hilarious (not to mention the real potential XDD).

chichiris_chica @ LJ.

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[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-07-19 06:52 am UTC (link)
Well. Leaks, coverups, fake pages, wanking, deleted posts, outraged shippers, name wank -

Fandom_wank, there is only one question we must answer in light of all this.

Popcorn or Doritos?

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[info]ari_
2007-07-19 07:55 am UTC (link)
what *I* want are manips of Scorpius from Farscape, with blond, gelled-back Draco-hair photoshopped on.

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[info]ballseyboo
2007-07-19 09:40 am UTC (link)
I think it's almost time to break out this icon.XD

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