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I need to ask this!!! (Anonymous) 2007-07-19 12:34 pm UTC (link)

Okay. I can't believe it. I haven't read it anywhere yet! Did I miss it?! Has any Harmonian out there argued wanked yet that the books must be fake because they contain OBHWF?!! (and that the leaks were written by deluded H/G shippers who only WISHED it was true)? Come on, Harmonians! Don't disappoint me! THE HARMONIANS ARE BEING TOO QUIET! At this rate, I fear for the Potterdammerung! SleepyMouse (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: I need to ask this!!! hoopa 2007-07-19 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, behind all the locks Portkey is imploding in a fantastic fashion. Just wait till Saturday when the whole forum loses it. I suggest people register now while they still can, because if one Heron/Choco invades it's going to be locked up tight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 04:59 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 06:33 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - sheep, 2007-07-19 07:40 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - willywanka, 2007-07-20 01:57 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - sheep, 2007-07-20 07:18 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - willywanka, 2007-07-20 11:59 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - sheep, 2007-07-20 01:08 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - doyle, 2007-07-19 09:56 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-20 01:51 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - sheep, 2007-07-20 07:38 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 07:18 pm UTC

I need to ask, too - syncopation, 2007-07-19 08:11 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - magnolia_mama, 2007-07-20 02:09 am UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - syncopation, 2007-07-20 05:37 am UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - magnolia_mama, 2007-07-20 11:06 am UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - deludedvision, 2007-07-20 02:15 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - (Anonymous), 2007-07-20 02:17 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - deludedvision, 2007-07-20 02:19 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - magnolia_mama, 2007-07-20 02:37 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - deludedvision, 2007-07-20 02:42 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - ryuutchi, 2007-07-20 06:17 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - magnolia_mama, 2007-07-20 02:35 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - (Anonymous), 2007-08-13 02:09 am UTC

Re: I need to ask, too - magnolia_mama, 2007-08-13 09:50 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! willywanka 2007-07-19 01:38 pm UTC (link)

Portkey has this up: "The only Spoilers that may be discussed ANYWHERE on this website are those stated by JK Rowling in interviews." Mods - specifically looking at Portkey, is it a no-no or okay to repost comments from their forums that require you to register and use a password that is very much posted all over (they advertise the pre-release discussion threads with the password right next to it) their forum site? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: I need to ask this!!! - napalmnacey, 2007-07-19 02:34 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - ryuutchi, 2007-07-19 04:56 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - willywanka, 2007-07-19 05:25 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - napalmnacey, 2007-07-20 01:28 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - willywanka, 2007-07-20 01:45 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - napalmnacey, 2007-07-20 02:03 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - sockpuppet_rat, 2007-07-19 05:58 pm UTC

	Re: I need to ask this!!! napalmnacey 2007-07-19 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	We're out of the game. You'll have to get your laughs somewhere else cause the majority of us just don't care anymore. I think the better wank will be the rest of the fans in shock about the tragic plot holes and the fact that the author can't even remember her own canon correctly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 05:12 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 05:13 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 05:13 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - scootermcgaffin, 2007-07-19 07:20 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 09:36 pm UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - napalmnacey, 2007-07-20 01:23 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - (Anonymous), 2007-07-20 01:55 am UTC

Re: I need to ask this!!! - utahraptor, 2007-07-20 06:22 am UTC

	Re: I need to ask this!!! utahraptor 2007-07-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
	http://community.livejournal.com/spoil_me_dh/270108.html (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: I need to ask this!!! - spamhead80, 2007-07-20 12:54 pm UTC

caoilainn 2007-07-19 02:07 pm UTC (link)

LOL. Heidi talks about the leaks in a Washington Post article The staff at FictionAlley.org was forced to close all its message boards to comments because meanies had begun posting entries with major plot points in the subject line. "It's really malicious," says Heidi Tandy, who runs FictionAlley. "It's one thing if you come across an early copy and want to read it. It's another to force vulnerable people to read it. We're all being attacked!" They are vulnerable, they were attacked!!1!! Ah, Heidi, never change. article is here (Reply to this)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-07-19 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	*cringes* I swear, this time of the year is just embarrassment city for me. I'm so very glad this is the end of it all. I just hope the HP nutters don't invest in Doctor Who. It's crazy enough as it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - caoilainn, 2007-07-19 09:28 pm UTC

(no subject) - napalmnacey, 2007-07-20 01:25 am UTC

	yotz_fen 2007-07-19 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Forcing them to read it? I wasn't aware one could force someone to read. I mean... they could close their eyes or click to another page. But nooooo. It existing means that they are forced! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - caoilainn, 2007-07-19 09:30 pm UTC

	ladylance 2007-07-19 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	The good ship ASS is the bestest name EVER for a slash pairing. Since I do believe that the epilogue is real, I think it's Jo's nod to her slasher fen >D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	That and Harry saying that Ron's "not his type." And Dumbledore and Grindelwald's brief, intense "friendship." And Harry saving Malfoy's life multiple times without really knowing why. This book was at least as slasher-friendly as HBP (even though it did include Remus having sex with a woman OH NOES!!!1111) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - napalmnacey, 2007-07-19 02:36 pm UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-19 07:19 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	So. . . The Good Ship=Good Shippers Chocolate=Chocos Harmony=Harmonians Does that mean that ASS=Asses? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Rowling's pissed about NY TIMES review... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070719/us_nm/arts_potter_review_dc (Reply to this)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2007-07-19 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	She likened the events in the United States to the Boston Tea Party, a 1773 protest by American colonists against Britain. Lysette is a Bloomsbury spokeswoman?! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	sir_hellsing 2007-07-19 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Potterdammerung rages (even Jo joined the wank) and the book isn't even officially out yet. WOW. I AM IMPRESSED, HP FEN. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - caoilainn, 2007-07-19 05:12 pm UTC

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	(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Can we all band together and go over to Pippindork to bully the hell out of him for his disrespectful icon? I can't stand people who can only think of saying "fuck you". (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Apologies, all - caoilainn, 2007-07-19 09:03 pm UTC

	nekoama 2007-07-19 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Best week ever. (Reply to this)

(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 08:17 pm UTC (link)

I think the batshitest of all is that all the wankers are complaining how 'JKR owes her fans', 'JKR has a responsibility to please her fans' 'JKR should bend over backwards for fandom' and all other shit like that. Um, they're her books. Her story. She started writing it for herself and it just happened to become the most popular book series of the 21st century. Whether she has 6 million fans or 6, she still has no obligation to change what she wants to do just because a bunch of people that buy her books demand it. Art isn't customer service, it's the artist/writer/singer doing what they want and if it happens to make them money, than yippee. If someone commisions me to paint flowers, I'll do it. But if I started painting flowers and everybody loves my flowers and then one day I paint pandas buttfucking, then everyone can suck it up. I'm not 'disappointing my fanbase', I'm painting buttfucking pandas because I wanted to! This really says something about the money culture of today's society, doesn't it? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2007-07-19 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	New LJ community: wtf_jkr, here (http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_jkr/). This is a place to rant about Deathly Hallows, and to discuss what you think went wrong with JKR. (Reply to this)

	isntitironic 2007-07-19 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	They'll probably be in the clearance bin with the Mugglenet book by Tuesday. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHA! HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, god, that was great. They still think they're a majority, don't they? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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hoopa 2007-07-20 01:59 am UTC (link)

I know that this is most Harmonian's first fandom, but the majority of fans detest ANY finale. Period. From Star Wars to X-Files even to the most recent Soprano's wank, fans hate the ways series end. Always. It doesn't make JK exceptionally bad, it just makes her a normal series creator who can't please the idiots. And, bitches please, if H/Hr farted out a sprog called Poo-face-McPoo they'd all be lapping it up... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-07-20 02:11 am UTC

	doyle 2007-07-20 10:09 am UTC (link)
	I can't believe its_a_fake is still fapping away in denial after the poster who started the community has confirmed herself that the leaked book is real. After all, maybe her store got a FAKE copy of the book! Just... WHAT? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - caoilainn, 2007-07-20 11:47 am UTC

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	hypno_jango 2007-07-20 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I love this post that it must be fake because all the characters are butchered. Oh no! And yes, why would Harry name his child after Snape? Snape never did anything for Harry at all. The only things Snape did was save his life, help him out, become a spy, and risk his life for the Order on numerous occasions. Nothing to say "thank you" over. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2007-07-20 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Let it be known that someone on Spoil_Me_DH has decided that all who have read Carpet Book are to be known as Carpet Munchers (whether they think it's real or fake) (Reply to this)

	doyle 2007-07-20 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I could be wrong, but I get the funny feeling this person isn't happy with the book. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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