Okay, so as most of you likely know, JKR wrote a little book of fairy tales called "The Tales of Beedle The Bard." It's handwritten, there are only seven copies in existence, and Amazon.com bought one at auction for roughly four million American dollars.

They've put photos and reviews up on their site, but the real joy is in the public discussions at the foot of the page. Here's a comma-ridden taste from a thread entitled 'PATHETIC'.

Clearly, Mr. Chapman, had you read the books, you'd know, that no one, was actually, turned into a toadstool. Perhaps, if you'd referred to Mr. Draco Malfoy's transfigurement into a weasel, then, your snide words, might have held more credence. Enjoy your bitterness.

With 60 threads and counting, it's going to be good and it's going to last forever.