JKR came into your room and murdered your three best friends. And then punched you in the stomach.
Apparantly, Harmonians are beefing up the staff. Aside from the intranet lawyer we all know and love, they have Lockedinaroom, a self proclaimed “HMS Harmony Resident Theologian”. And boy, is she ever fun to read.
As you all know, HBP was a malicious act of JKR personally against Harmonians.
See for yourself:
“ I don't remember who said it but they said it right after HBP came out: It feels like someone came into your room and murdered your three best friends.
That's EXACTLY how I felt. Not to mention the feeling that JKR came to my house to personally punch me in the stomach. She mutilated our ship symbols and it hurt.”
I am weeping… Are YOU weeping? You better.
”I literally could not cry for Dumbledore. I was WAY too upset for Hermione.”
Right. Who cares about some dude who is dead, when poor Hermione is denied romance she never wanted?
But lo and behold! Power of the prayer will save Harmonians!
” BUT our Lord Jesus is very gracious to us.
Because I started praying for JKR and our ship. I didn't think He'd do anything because God doesn't like to mess with free will. If JKR wants to write it that way, then so be it. However, that night, I had a dream of grown-up and pregnant H/Hr.”
Now, this is wrong on so many levels. Does it qualify for mpreg? Or is it mixed?
Then she explains why Ginny’s eeevil according to the scripture:
”Because H/G would make the baby Jesus cry.
And because she is Whore of Babylon”
Just so that you will not suspect her of heresy, she dots her i-s and crosses her t-s.
"No, I don't worship H/Hr. I worship Christ. It's just that HBP felt so much like a personal vendetta against me and all other H/Hr shippers When HBP came out, I felt as if I had been put to shame but hopefully JKR writes a book so good that the opposition will be floored and speechless."
See? This is how you do the Christian forgiveness and love thy neighbor.
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