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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2006-03-28 12:16:00
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It's the Same Person
I woke up and there was an email from a friend telling me that the resident theologian featured yesterday is the same person as Halfblood Princess, who made wank headlines after HBP by wishing JKR died in childbirth. To refresh your memory:

"In the dream, I was SOOOO sad but now all I can think is "one less delusional idiot on the planet!" (link since deleted)

Same person *before* HBP said that the Song of Solomon read like a James/Lily fanfic, but is also a proof God ships Harmony.

She's halfbloodprincess on HMS Harmony, lockedsomewhere on LJ, knownbeforetime on Xanga, and lockedinaroom on Portkey. This isn't a secret, all her IDs lead to each other, but apparently no one noticed it before. I'm just so happy to discover that two separate shippers have become one, I can get past all the patheticness.
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[info]prettyveela
2006-03-28 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Get out! That's her??? :O

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[info]pyratejenni
2006-03-28 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Someone try to defend this bitch. Please.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-03-28 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2006-03-29 02:08 am UTC
I'll try - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 02:59 am UTC
Re: I'll try - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-03-29 04:42 am UTC
Re: I'll try - [info]emiweebee, 2006-03-29 05:28 am UTC

[info]miss_sophia
2006-03-28 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I went to her LJ site. Let's just say her dream in which Dan Radcliffe reveals that Emma Watson popped his cherry, has a brain aneurysm, goes into a coma (replete with drool), is prayed for by lockedsomewhere, and then dies is somewhat apropos. Shipping Dan/Emma apparently leads to a horrible and painful death, likely exacerbated by lockedsomewhere's pleas to God. Her dream also makes me feel far less guilty about my random dreams of being best friends with Timothy Spall and dating Rupert Grint (WTF, I'm not even a Rupert fangirl?!).

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-03-28 08:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 03:28 am UTC
What we can learn from this: - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-03-29 05:23 am UTC
Re: What we can learn from this: - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-03-29 05:26 am UTC
Re: What we can learn from this: - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-03-29 05:31 am UTC
Re: What we can learn from this: - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-03-29 05:35 am UTC
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[info]gal_montag
2006-03-28 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Same person *before* HBP said that the Song of Solomon read like a James/Lily fanfic

Maybe they were reading the translation in one of those hotel room bibles. (Give it a go once and compare it to King James, it's hideous)

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It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - (Anonymous), 2006-03-28 08:08 pm UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]tunxeh, 2006-03-28 08:54 pm UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-03-28 11:35 pm UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2006-03-29 04:12 am UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]janegraddell, 2006-03-29 03:07 pm UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-03-29 05:26 am UTC
Re: It's probably the stag references in Ch. 2. - [info]figgy, 2006-03-29 04:43 pm UTC

[info]ikuko
2006-03-28 07:59 pm UTC (link)
It's HER? The one "I went to a Christian HP site to bitch about defeat of all holy in HBP (because Harmony=Christianity) and they laughed me off the intranet, the heathen! Antichrist is coming, and it's JKR!" Halfbloodprincess? Makes sense. Man. I really wanted to believe that she was a troll.

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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2006-03-28 09:15 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 08:31 pm UTC (link)
This is making me begin to wish that all the crazy Harmony stuff was generated by one individual. But no, sadly that's not the case. There has to be at least five of them.


-Rin

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 08:37 pm UTC (link)
*blinks*

Noooo! Take your dirty paws outta the Song of Solomon, biotch!!! *throws smelly rotten eggs on the direction of all her aliases*

Ahem. Though I'm happy to have less demented people on the loose, I'm wondering how she made it past the psychiatrics with the double dose of crazy.

akusai @ LJ

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[info]hallidae
2006-03-28 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Song of Solomon

Hot damn! I knew the ultrapseudoreligiousbatshittery sounded familiar, and I'd been hoping against all hope it was just one person and there weren't multiple idiots spouting this insanity! THANK YOU.

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-03-28 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-03-29 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]polygamouse, 2006-03-29 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-03-30 03:57 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Same person *before* HBP said that the Song of Solomon read like a James/Lily fanfic

How pathetic is it that when I read that, my first reaction was shock that she was literate enough to read Toni Morrison?

*headdesk*

~little lurking mouseketeer

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[info]squeakytoy
2006-03-28 09:13 pm UTC (link)
This is looking suspiciously like the 99 Bottles Of Beer song...

99 Harmony tinhats about!
99 Harmony fans!
Take one off, discover a sock,
We've got 98 Harmony tinhats about!<?i>

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[info]gun
2006-03-28 09:38 pm UTC (link)
I woke up and there was an email from a friend telling me that the resident theologian featured yesterday is the same person as Halfblood Princess, who made wank headlines after HBP by wishing JKR died in childbirth.

How... Christian of her.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-03-28 11:43 pm UTC (link)
So ... should I be grateful that there's actually one less crazy person in the world, or does the fact that she's twice as crazy cancel that out? Someone help! I'm bad at math!

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(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2006-03-29 02:16 am UTC

[info]livii
2006-03-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
LJ userinfo for the win!

The rumor in my family is that I'm related to John Adam, John Q. Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Woodrow Wilson, and Harry Truman (on my mother's side), the English and French monarchies, and Pocahontas (which I hear is the first Native-American to become a Christian).

Man, her family got around, especially her momma.

(There's got to be an excellent your momma joke in there about the presidents, somwhere, but damned if I can think of it right now).

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 02:12 am UTC (link)
More proof towards my theory that there are really only a dozen or so of the really crazy ones. :D

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-03-29 02:29 am UTC (link)
Oh, C'MON. She's gotta be a troll. HAS to be. There's no way somebody out there is that damn stupid.

...Please say she's a troll?

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[info]gabrielmobius
2006-03-29 02:29 am UTC (link)
THAT DOES IT. SHE NEEDS TO GTFO MY PLANET NOW.

I will personally build a rocket-assisted catapult to launch this bitch into a decaying orbit. Who is with me?

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-03-29 02:45 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
I like the comments on that page:

whitelightning5: Song of Solomon is a book written by Toni Morrison. Check out the African American Lit section if you'd like to read it. :)
lockedsomewhere: Umm.. Were you being sarcastic?


and also: someone comments that Morrison "borrowed" the title from the Bible, and so--
whitelightning5: She had to of, but I guess there's a bit of a confusion as to the real title ("Song of Solomon"/"Song of Songs.") I was an English major, so of course, the first thing I thought of was the book written by Toni Morrison.


Why don't they give some sort of aptitude test to the people they allow to call themselves English majors? Fucking knowing English would be a good test section.

chocolatebird @ lj

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-03-29 02:47 am UTC
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[info]honorh
2006-03-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
I don't know what she's making look worse--her 'ship, my faith, or our species. Can we vote her out of at least the last of those?

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