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miss_sophia
2006-03-28 07:47 pm UTC (link)

I went to her LJ site. Let's just say her dream in which Dan Radcliffe reveals that Emma Watson popped his cherry, has a brain aneurysm, goes into a coma (replete with drool), is prayed for by lockedsomewhere, and then dies is somewhat apropos. Shipping Dan/Emma apparently leads to a horrible and painful death, likely exacerbated by lockedsomewhere's pleas to God. ~~Her dream also makes me feel far less guilty about my random dreams of being best friends with Timothy Spall and dating Rupert Grint (WTF, I'm not even a Rupert fangirl?!)~~.

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	rotten_fish 2006-03-28 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	What the fucking hell? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	honorh 2006-03-29 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)

Or her "fanfiction" spasm about Slughorn shipping H/Hr. But it backfiring because of the Ron's Sister Thing (TM).

Unbeknownst to Harry, Slughorn wrote special instructions in Harry’s book to make sure would make the best potion. Because, according to Slughorn, any guy who doesn’t notice his female best friend as a potential partner is in extreme need of a male “lucky” potion (and date-rape potion) or is just gay. Slughorn is secretly hoping for the latter.

Before that, there's the Satan God Commentary where we clearly see that Satan ships H/G:

God: Regular genius, aren't you. Oh look! Hell's done froze over! I expected that... *tosses a jacket to Satan who switches to H/Hr to get the heat back on*

Satan: Looks like we have something in common now doesn't it?

God: It appears so...

Satan: Sorry about that crucifying your son thing…

God: You’re not getting off that easily.

Satan: Damn! *makes Hermione act like the demon spawn that is slutty!bitchy!HBP!Hermione but still likes the heat so doesn’t make her totally in love with Ron*

And then there's also my fave bit- batshit predictions for book 7 as well.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-03-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Right, forgot to sign. Sorry. That was me. -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)

mmanurere
2006-03-28 08:56 pm UTC (link)

any guy who doesn’t notice his female best friend as a potential partner is in extreme need of a male “lucky” potion (and date-rape potion) or is just gay.

She said it, not me.

While I can't seem to see Harry as anything other than straight, he seems to make an exception for his interactions with Hermione. It's like a strange counterpoint to "We're not gay, we just love each other" slash: "I'm not gay, I just have a faghag."

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 09:01 pm UTC (link)

Yes, but in her world, Ron is with Draco...well, threesome anyone?

The story concludes with Ginny joining her true lover, Voldemort. Ron and Hermione are too busy arguing to notice Harry’s absence or notice that there is no more daylight in the world.

Without Harmony in our lives, existance will crumble. Without Balance, there is no order. There is only Ginny Weasley. Who I've only grown to like more because of all this bitching about her. Rock on, Weasley, Rock on.

-Rin

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	agent_hyatt 2006-03-28 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	There is only Ginny Weasley. Who I've only grown to like more because of all this bitching about her. You, too, huh? That's happened to me, too, more often in my main fandom ~~but a headache-inducing characterization of one of the ladies is making me hate her...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-03-28 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	YES! DEFENDERS OF GINNY WEASLEY UNITE! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	khym_chanur 2006-03-28 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	narcissam 2006-03-29 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I didn't care for Ginny's characterization at all when I finished HBP. (I loved the book, but not Ginny.) But these people are making me like Ginny more and more out of spite. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	white_serpent 2006-03-28 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Before that, there's the Satan God Commentary where we clearly see that Satan ships H/G: Well! That's because Satan's favorite color is green and Harry has green eyes. And because "Ginny" begins with "G", which is also the first letter of "green." It's completely understandable. ... lockedsomewhere+"green is Satan's favorite color" author = OTP! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-03-29 01:06 am UTC (link)
	o_O Hermione was a bitchy slut in HBP? Where? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Because she had a relationship. With a boy. Who wasn't Harry.;P And we're entirely forgetting that whole Krum thing too! -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	sharonapple 2006-03-29 01:57 am UTC (link)
	That God/Satan dialogue.... it hurts, man. It just just.. hurts to read. cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	honorh 2006-03-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
	The Satan-God conversation is creepy. Just absolutely creepy. In fact, just about everything about this chick is creepy. has the willies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	camilla 2006-03-29 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Did you see the part about how she thinks that maybe people should let her around small kids without supervision? I wish I were kidding. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	squeakthemouse 2006-03-29 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Pepsi, meet monitor. Oh, I see you're already well acquianted. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Sista needs to lay off the anchovy pizza right before bed, methinks. - perletwo on lj (Reply to this)(Parent)

	What we can learn from this: chaimonkey 2006-03-29 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I told his mother I'd pray for him and she said, "Thank you". I stick around and a few hours later he's dead. Don't let lockedsomewhere pray for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: What we can learn from this: miss_sophia 2006-03-29 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm, maybe that's why H/Hr was sunk: lockedsomewhere prayed for it! hopes lockedsomewhere* spends some time praying for the Republican Party* (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: What we can learn from this: chaimonkey 2006-03-29 05:31 am UTC (link)
	We should tell her they support Harmony. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	(Anonymous) 2006-03-30 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Since I'm a slash girl all the Dan/Emma talk has had me searching for Rupert/Dan RPS and this is what I'm talking about. http://beizy.livejournal.com/293875.html http://dutcheowyn.dombillijah.com/other.html No more menstruation fic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	miss_sophia 2006-03-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Holy fuck, it's a novel. bookmarks in her Squick Fic folder...because you never know when you might need to pull that shit out Oh, and Dan Rad/Elijah Wood?! I--yeah, I got nothing. Except the jibblies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachel_pi 2006-04-03 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	While I'm not at all shocked there's Dan/Rupert RPS, I'm terribly amused by the speculation over what went on at Dan's school. I went out with someone who went to school with Dan, and I'm sure he'd be fascinated to know what people think of his school. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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