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(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)

Or her "fanfiction" spasm about Slughorn shipping H/Hr. But it backfiring because of the Ron's Sister Thing (TM).

Unbeknownst to Harry, Slughorn wrote special instructions in Harry’s book to make sure would make the best potion. Because, according to Slughorn, any guy who doesn’t notice his female best friend as a potential partner is in extreme need of a male “lucky” potion (and date-rape potion) or is just gay. Slughorn is secretly hoping for the latter.

Before that, there's the Satan God Commentary where we clearly see that Satan ships H/G:

God: Regular genius, aren't you. Oh look! Hell's done froze over! I expected that... *tosses a jacket to Satan who switches to H/Hr to get the heat back on*

Satan: Looks like we have something in common now doesn't it?

God: It appears so...

Satan: Sorry about that crucifying your son thing…

God: You’re not getting off that easily.

Satan: Damn! *makes Hermione act like the demon spawn that is slutty!bitchy!HBP!Hermione but still likes the heat so doesn’t make her totally in love with Ron*

And then there's also my fave bit- batshit predictions for book 7 as well.

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Right, forgot to sign. Sorry. That was me. -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)

mmanurere
2006-03-28 08:56 pm UTC (link)

any guy who doesn’t notice his female best friend as a potential partner is in extreme need of a male “lucky” potion (and date-rape potion) or is just gay.

She said it, not me.

While I can't seem to see Harry as anything other than straight, he seems to make an exception for his interactions with Hermione. It's like a strange counterpoint to "We're not gay, we just love each other" slash: "I'm not gay, I just have a faghag."

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-28 09:01 pm UTC (link)

Yes, but in her world, Ron is with Draco...well, threesome anyone?

The story concludes with Ginny joining her true lover, Voldemort. Ron and Hermione are too busy arguing to notice Harry’s absence or notice that there is no more daylight in the world.

Without Harmony in our lives, existance will crumble. Without Balance, there is no order. There is only Ginny Weasley. Who I've only grown to like more because of all this bitching about her. Rock on, Weasley, Rock on.

-Rin

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	agent_hyatt 2006-03-28 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	There is only Ginny Weasley. Who I've only grown to like more because of all this bitching about her. You, too, huh? That's happened to me, too, more often in my main fandom ~~but a headache-inducing characterization of one of the ladies is making me hate her...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I liked her before, but its grown a lot. Surprisingly, I used to hate Hermoine when I first started reading the series but grew to like her too. Still find her a bit annoying at times though, but since I get described as a Know-It-All a lot, I also empathize at times. -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-28 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	YES! DEFENDERS OF GINNY WEASLEY UNITE! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	khym_chanur 2006-03-28 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2006-03-28 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	And what rough Weasley, its hour come round at last Slouches towards the Burrow to be born? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:23 am UTC (link)
	You are such a genius. chocolatebird @lj (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Now the world is cowardly, decayed and weak, Old, covetous, confused of speech: I see only female and male fools.... The end approaches... All goes badly.-Eustaiche Deschamps, Fourteenth Century French Poet (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Er...that was me again. -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)

	narcissam 2006-03-29 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I didn't care for Ginny's characterization at all when I finished HBP. (I loved the book, but not Ginny.) But these people are making me like Ginny more and more out of spite. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 01:38 am UTC (link)
	You are not the only one. I'm starting to see Jo's writing of Ginny in a whole new, favorable light. Instead of an objectionable bitch, she's now a likeable bitch. Yet, not really a bitch at all. My first impressions of her in HBP may have been wrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Ditto! The more irrational Ginny-hate that I see the more I feel compelled to refute their petty arguements. And I begin to like her more and more and figure she'll grow out of the more annoying aspects of her character. Ciircee (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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pyratejenni, 2006-03-29 01:31 pm UTC

	white_serpent 2006-03-28 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Before that, there's the Satan God Commentary where we clearly see that Satan ships H/G: Well! That's because Satan's favorite color is green and Harry has green eyes. And because "Ginny" begins with "G", which is also the first letter of "green." It's completely understandable. ... lockedsomewhere+"green is Satan's favorite color" author = OTP! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-03-29 01:06 am UTC (link)
	o_O Hermione was a bitchy slut in HBP? Where? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Because she had a relationship. With a boy. Who wasn't Harry.;P And we're entirely forgetting that whole Krum thing too! -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2006-03-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	The Harmoanians seem to do that a lot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-03-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
	OMG, one whole other boy! H0R!!!!111!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-29 03:47 am UTC (link)
	As opposed to one-half boy like Blaise before HBP. Or one quarter boy like Parkinson IMO. -Rin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2006-03-29 05:37 am UTC (link)
	You know, I've read some Hermione/Pansy smut that was pretty hot.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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tofuknight, 2006-03-29 05:19 pm UTC

	sharonapple 2006-03-29 01:57 am UTC (link)
	That God/Satan dialogue.... it hurts, man. It just just.. hurts to read. cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	honorh 2006-03-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
	The Satan-God conversation is creepy. Just absolutely creepy. In fact, just about everything about this chick is creepy. has the willies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	camilla 2006-03-29 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Did you see the part about how she thinks that maybe people should let her around small kids without supervision? I wish I were kidding. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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