It's the Same Person
I woke up and there was an email from a friend telling me that the resident theologian featured yesterday is the same person as Halfblood Princess, who made wank headlines after HBP by wishing JKR died in childbirth. To refresh your memory:

"In the dream, I was SOOOO sad but now all I can think is "one less delusional idiot on the planet!" (link since deleted)

Same person *before* HBP said that the Song of Solomon read like a James/Lily fanfic, but is also a proof God ships Harmony.

She's halfbloodprincess on HMS Harmony, lockedsomewhere on LJ, knownbeforetime on Xanga, and lockedinaroom on Portkey. This isn't a secret, all her IDs lead to each other, but apparently no one noticed it before. I'm just so happy to discover that two separate shippers have become one, I can get past all the patheticness.