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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2006-03-29 12:56:00
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"but I see in their eyes that for a time they too believed in the older ways."
A poem about how R/Hr shippers really used to be H/Hr shippers but they apostacized from 'the old ways'.
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[info]slackerbitch
2006-03-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm withholding comment on the basis that I refuse to believe that these poets are older than twelve.

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[info]antimatterspork
2006-03-29 09:10 pm UTC (link)
I refuse to dignify this tripe with the label of poetry.

May Shakespeare's ghost haunt your soul!

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[info]ikuko
2006-03-29 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Yay! There is another one, even better if you scroll down.

"I want to be your loving hand,
that makes your insides flutter,"

*wipes away a stray tear*
Inspired, simply inspired.

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I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 09:37 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]gal_montag, 2006-03-29 09:43 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 09:43 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]breecita, 2006-03-29 09:48 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 10:27 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]singe, 2006-03-30 01:44 am UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 09:50 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 09:57 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]jujubee, 2006-03-29 10:08 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 10:12 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 10:10 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]rowsdower, 2006-03-29 11:33 pm UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]drakyndra, 2006-03-30 01:01 am UTC
Re: I really can't help myself... - [info]catslash, 2006-03-30 07:47 am UTC
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[info]agent_hyatt
2006-03-29 09:14 pm UTC (link)
But we bared through the Yule Ball and all of it’s pain.

Hee! Streaking Harmonians!

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[info]ikuko
2006-03-29 09:14 pm UTC (link)
From the same masterpiece:

"I wish I we're obligated to see your beautiful smile,

Does it mean what I think it mean?

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[info]ikuko
2006-03-29 09:15 pm UTC (link)
It just keeps giving:
'and your smile that could brighten a room,
the one little girl who made my insides bloom,

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Three words:

Oh, sweet angel

Bzzzzzzzzzzt. Sorry, you lose! This is Hermione. Try: Saving-people thing.

~The Sockpuppet Rat

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[info]tofuknight
2006-03-29 09:24 pm UTC (link)
This makes the baby Jesus cry.

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[info]utahraptor
2006-03-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)
It was a tragic schizm! But we shall remain loyal to the One True Way. Let there be anathema to the apostates. Let us write bad emo poetry about it!

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[info]white_serpent
2006-03-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)
...It's just a treasury of my greatest grammar pet peeves:
  • then instead of than

  • it's being confused for its

  • quiet instead of quite

  • apostrophes used to form plurals

  • bare substituted for bear

Wow.

We say the greened eyed monster and knew right then and there that things had changed.

So... Harry, then?

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(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2006-03-30 07:50 am UTC
Oh they did not really do that....
(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 09:34 pm UTC (link)
i'd miss your eyes; they're emerald green,
and when the moon hits them just right-- blue...
Oh I just can't be with out you,
Every night I close my eyes then I count to ten,
I never want to say those words, "What coudl have been..."


Who are you and what have you done with Hermoine Canon Harry's Eyes? Turn out your pockets!

Bitch lease, if you are even going to TRY rhyming in poetry atleast SOUND the words out. Ten does not "rhyme" with "been." Also rhyming=/= good poem. K, thanks.

Maybe it was Grawp or the bond that they shared but we believed that triumph was near.

No, hun. Its the PCP your ship is taking and your pentameter. URGH!

-Rin

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Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - [info]white_serpent, 2006-03-29 09:48 pm UTC
Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - (Anonymous), 2006-03-29 09:51 pm UTC
Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - [info]miss_sophia, 2006-03-30 02:01 am UTC
Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - [info]poisonyoulove, 2006-03-30 06:13 am UTC
Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - [info]white_serpent, 2006-03-30 10:35 pm UTC
Re: Oh they did not really do that.... - [info]platedlizard, 2006-03-30 12:19 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-03-29 09:36 pm UTC (link)
::turning vaguely green:: Oh, hell...I think the gagging badness of the poem is bringing that bologna sandwich back...

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[info]gal_montag
2006-03-29 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I remember a time when the saying opposites attract was not quiet so true.

Where our parents would say find someone nice, someone like you

Wa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! *wipes eyes* Especially since that's way more an endorsement of Ron/Harry than it could *ever* be of Harry/Hermione.

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Bad doggerel! No biscuit.

HonorH, being naughty at work.

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[info]solar_type_star
2006-03-29 10:00 pm UTC (link)
It's sad I had to find it so late,
When it was right there, in front of my face.

Yeah, because when you're seventeen it's so late in your life to find your Twu Wow. I mean, what has he done with his life until now?

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(Anonymous)
2006-03-29 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I remember a time when the saying opposites attract was not quiet so true.

Where our parents would say find someone nice, someone like you.

God damnit, why didn't your parents tell you to go jump as a kid too?!

Not to sound self-absorbed, but I like my poetry better.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Clearly, the Harmonians are all sniffing glue

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*WIN* - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-03-30 06:41 am UTC
Re: *WIN* - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-03-30 02:29 pm UTC
Re: *WIN* - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-03-30 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-30 05:32 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2006-03-29 10:03 pm UTC (link)
To take one good look at the tears that weld up inside my eyes,

Damn, see a doctor about that! That's not normal!

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[info]tronella
2006-03-29 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I want so much to be like all those other girls,

Hahahaha! Aah, conformist!Hermione. So in character.

I don't know which scares me more, lines like I only wish to be the voice in your head, or all the people commenting with things like It's all brilliant! Keep it up guys!!!

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[info]verpon
2006-03-29 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Barthes has to be brought into action here because...well he has to.

I believe that these poems could be used to curdle milk in seconds. The cheese industry could make a killing. I'm telling myself that these people and more worringly their admirers have to be trolls or very, very young...because the alternative makes me want to eat my own head.

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[info]julian_black
2006-03-29 10:24 pm UTC (link)
That thread contains some of the worst "poetry" I've ever read. Ginny Weasley's "His eyes are green as a pickled toad,/His hair as dark as a blackboard./I wish he was mine, he's really divine,/The hero who conquered the Dark Lord" is positively artful by comparison.

I don't know which is more pathetic about the first one--that it's so poorly written, or that nobody there is willing to do the kindness of correcting the atrocious spelling and grammar. Fawning over something so incompetently-written and telling the poor, misguided poet that it's "amazing," "powerful," and "brilliant" is downright cruel.

The other poems in the thread aren't much better, either in concept or execution. Honestly, the ideas of love and romance expressed in them is depressing. It's all about desperate yearning, obsession, feelings of incompleteness without the beloved. It's some seriously unhealthy, codependent shit. And once again, I'm left wondering just how many satisfying love relationships these people have had, and guessing that the number is zero.

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[info]squeakytoy
2006-03-29 10:47 pm UTC (link)
*reaches for the spork*

Bad poem. Bad poetry. Bad poets.

Why? For the love of the internets, WHY???

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-03-29 10:52 pm UTC (link)
It makes more sense if you get drunk, put on a bag on your head, and ululate like Xena.

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[info]janegraddell
2006-03-29 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Can't they just write horrible songfics like everyone else?

Please?

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[info]jo
2006-03-29 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Dear Emo Harmonians, This Is Just to Say

I am shipping
the ships
that are in
the canon

and which
you were probably
hoping
would fade

Forgive me
they are awesome
so sweet
and so hot

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[info]nam_jai
2006-03-29 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I want to be the the hero who saved you from drowning in his lies,
because I cant take that painful look in your eyes,
I guess you just dont know how it pains me to see,
that you've been hurt yet again,
because he cant leave you be

Ah, yes. Nothing like a little Ron-bashing to inspire a poet to heights of literary greatness.

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