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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]hp_cornfield,
@ 2006-04-06 12:54:00


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Harmonian Responses to JKR's Site Updates
J.K. Rowling updated her site yesterday.:

About visiting the OotP movie set

About the Melissa Anelli/Emerson Spartz April Fool's Day's marriage

Her thoughts about our weight-obsessed world.

The real big wank about JKR is on [info]i_wank, but here's Harmonian wank here to round it out.

OMG! She endorsed Emerson's Wall of Shame!: HMS Harmony Forums. With the usual sequel of "Wait, maybe JKR's secretly communicating H/Hr is the real ship."

Marauderthesne is peeved: "It makes me wonder, what does she really think about Tonks losing her powers when she fell in love and Ginny spending ages ten to fifteen obsessing over one boy?" ETA: MY BAD! This isn't a Harmonian link. I meant to put it here because of the shipping angle and forgot to specify that.

Four Luck You Said is happy. "JKR despite having raved about Ginny in the IoD, leaves her out of this rant completlely. She doesn't want her girls to be Ginnys, or even Hermiones and Ginnys. Just Hermiones(How mad do you think the crazed OBHWF crowd is about this?)"

ETA: [info]ikuko just sent me this.

Small wank on Portkey about JKR and Emma talking of Hermione's love life. Guess what? It means Harmony will prevail.

By implying that they were talking about Hermione's love life means that there is still more to the story... Its simple as that. If there isn't any question about who Hermione loves then why would she even mention it in her diary? I think she did this to let us know it is definately not over yet!

Because, really, the only question about Hermione's love life is WHO. How, why, and what are perfectly irrelevant and do not need any discussion whatsoever.

Scroll down the posts, there are incredible jewls to discover.

ETA2: [info]reddiej brings Caina's Response: which includes the unique view that boys who identify with Dudley might be hurt by JKR calling him fat all the time. You can always trust Caina to bring the WTF?!?


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[info]gun
2006-04-06 09:43 pm UTC (link)
I remember writing a post about how feminist it was to bash the HP characters (completely tongue-in-cheek, of course), saying that JKR had set feminism back by six months, and I was dogpiled by a pack of morons going 'zomg u r so rite giny is a h0r!!!'

See, it's reasons like that which contribute to the egotism of me thinking I'm the smartest person in fandom.

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[info]cork118
2006-04-06 11:15 pm UTC (link)
When the "Smartest Person in Fandom" award so cleary goes to vanceone.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-07 07:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, yeah. We all wish we were witty enough to call people petfuckers.

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-04-07 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Beep beep beep!

It's grudewank, sirs! Move along, move along, nothing to see here...

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sockpuppet_rat
2006-04-07 01:51 pm UTC (link)
Yup! Sure do!

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[info]emiweebee
2006-04-07 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Pssh. Gun's not witty. ;)

But it would be nice if you could comment on the essay she's referring to, instead of to a poll that was deliberately inflammatory!

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-08 10:52 am UTC (link)
So I should send my flying winged monkeys after all the people wanking accidentally, but lame-ass attention-whoring wank polls are off-limits?

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Slytherin pushing.
[info]gun
2006-04-08 11:18 am UTC (link)
Squib.

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[info]emiweebee
2006-04-08 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Try sending your "flying winged monkeys" after wank that's not, you know, staler than week-old bread. But feel free to keep hating on someone for a poll made last year. Were you hurt Gun doesn't like Slytherins? Poor you.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-09 07:07 am UTC (link)
Where's the link for discussing Gun's desire for acceptance, then, I'll go post there? (What's that you say? There isn't one? Oh, this will blow a hole in f_w's previously spotless reputation as unbiased mockers of all as long as they ship the ships we like and worship GodKingRowling!)

To me the Harmonian wank is getting kind of old (didn't your idol JKR slag them off, like, last year?) - ooh, now you're torn!
Am I a bitter H/Hr shipper or a bitter Slytherin fan (cause, btw, Slytherins themselves are fictional. We don't all obsess over who gets to be the head of Gryffindor at your sorting community.) or do I just hate people who troll fandom desperately trying to promote themselves and find 'wank' like 'ZOMG, this person disagrees with me on the purity of Remus/Tonks'?

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-09 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2006-04-09 08:46 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kenboy, 2006-04-09 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2006-04-09 03:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-09 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-04-09 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-10 08:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-10 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-10 05:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-11 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-11 02:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2006-04-11 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-11 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2006-04-11 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-12 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-09 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-10 08:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-10 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-10 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-11 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-11 02:02 pm UTC
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[info]gun
2006-04-08 03:45 am UTC (link)
Darling, just because I discriminate against the love between you and Fluffy doesn't mean you can take it out on me.

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[info]pyratejenni
2006-04-08 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Atanielle doesn't need you defending her, fishfucker. Shoo!

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-09 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Does Gun need you to defend her?

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[info]pyratejenni
2006-04-09 01:50 pm UTC (link)
Against you? Hardly.

Just trying to help keep Atanielle on the side of the angels. Unlike you, mousey.

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[info]lulinda
2006-04-09 05:28 pm UTC (link)
You really ought to wish for it cause a sense of humor would do you some good.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-09 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm reluctant, but ok, I'll try to learn from the great 'Gun'.

...

I see you have an Orlando Bloom icon. LOLZ, u must be a pet-fucker! Plus you don't have one of a woman. Obviously you hate them. Now I'm off to troll other journals.

Hey, you're right! Fandom is fucking funny.

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[info]gun
2006-04-09 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Am I allowed to write Gun/Gun-hater hatesex femmeslash? I promise it will be really, really hot.

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[info]lulinda
2006-04-09 11:22 pm UTC (link)
*snort*

See, all you do with that is make Ataniel and her petfucker reaction look even dumber. Way to go!

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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-10 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-11 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-11 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2006-04-11 03:39 pm UTC

[info]emiweebee
2006-04-10 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Gun is so obviously a troll. You can tell by the way she visits random journals for no reason.

Also, enough with the "Gun" comments. It's rather obvious at this point to a blind man running with a hole in his head that it's a nickname.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-11 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-11 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-12 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-12 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-12 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-13 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-14 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-14 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-04-12 02:09 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2006-04-09 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Maybe your mom will give you a set of cojones for Christmas. Or a spine. That'd be nice.

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-09 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Gimme a code (create journal = a 404 error), I'll even register under 'fish fucker' or 'gun-hater'. (Used to have an gj here, but I got rid of it around about the cabal wank, luckily getting out before the Rowling dittoheads took over f_w gradually. And still not Ataniell, who as far as I know, still has hers. She's lots more patient with morons than me.)

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[info]gun
2006-04-09 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Please, can you use the name 'gun-hater'? It would give my life a significant amount of meaning.

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-09 09:17 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-04-09 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-10 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-04-10 09:21 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-04-10 12:39 am UTC (link)
Why do you need a journal? You can always just tack any old name onto your post.

Just keep it consistent.

~Dot, who did it anon to prove a point

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[info]emiweebee
2006-04-10 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Don't need a code to sign a comment, which is something you didn't do, so we couldn't have called you on being spineless when you signed things "fishfucker" because, you know, you didn't.

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[info]arabel
2006-04-11 01:03 am UTC (link)
Is there any chance of a link to the entry for us curious lazy types?

I'd love to see that kind of frothing...

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