I call her an emo kid and a spinster. She calls me a frustrated virgin and a flaming cunt. I tell her to seek professional help. She successively calls me a sex-starved teenage girl, a middle-aged woman with the mind of a ten-year old and finally a future single mother (unless I’m infertile). I call her a desperate basketcase, a fat loser and post excerpts of her LJ entries in another thread. She tells me I must not have seen she goes to Columbia, which proves that she’s in fact very smart. I break out the macro, attempt a smear campaign by replying to other posters arguing with her, the thread is frozen, she breaks out the macro, and only a prompt bannination can put a merciful end to our bullshit.