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seiberwing ([info]seiberwing) wrote in [info]i_wank,
@ 2008-07-18 22:36:00


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Little wank. Little like Starscream.
[info]smart_blonde223 posts a reasonable rant to [info]fanficrants regarding a rather awful example of surprise Transformer buttsex. Her response to the surprise was courteous, the author's response was less so. Lols are had by all.

Then the author shows up, and boy is she upset.

You, smartblonde223, are the biggest bitch in the world. I hope you burn in Hell and the rest of your family burn, too. You are a disgrace. Did you actually think you could come on here and RANT about MY story without me finding out? You're a fucking bitch, I hate you, and I hope you get run over by a truck. Youre a cocksucking motherfucking cunt, I hope you know. And your little friend sieberwing better not try to link anything, either.
Like I said in my previous post, I've changed it so that youre now banned and that you cant link back. have fun in hell, asshat.


She's so mad, in fact, that she deletes not only the fic but the entire Yahoo comm. More lols are had, while [info]helena1234 tries desperately to make people take her seriously.

You "lol'd"? Laughing is the last thing youll be doing once i find out who you are bitch

you better take those photos down now or else i'll tell everyone your information


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no the worst thing that can happen to her is the fact that i know where she lives and if she doesnt take it down im going to send all of my friends to kick her ass

she lives in argentina and i know exactly wehere, too.

and mind your own damn business, slut
(Not that the info will do her much good...)

Mere hours later, in a personality shift to rival Blitzwing's, she apologizes! So perhaps this is the last of that, or perhaps she shall return to us being mean. Or lead an invasion of Argentina to avenge her maligned fic.

It also seems to have landed at sf_drama, to much bogglement but no actual wank.


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[info]xero_sky
2008-07-19 03:37 am UTC (link)
..."sticky"?

Well, that's... I mean...

Ew.

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[info]dogbite12
2008-07-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
It's the death threats that made me LOL. All because she was (politely)asked to warn for sticky.

The "Starscream's cock is serious business macro" was icing on the cake.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
That macro needs to go up somewhere. Maybe mecha_erotica.

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[info]dogbite12
2008-07-19 03:42 am UTC (link)
Agreed!

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[info]dogbite12
2008-07-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
It's been posted!

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2008-07-19 03:40 am UTC (link)
Daaaamn. This is comedy gold, right here.

no the worst thing that can happen to her is the fact that i know where she lives and if she doesnt take it down im going to send all of my friends to kick her ass

she lives in argentina and i know exactly wehere, too.


QUICK ROBIN, TO THE BATMOBILE!

I'm still holding out for her to threaten to sue with the power of INTARWEBZ LAWYERS! *crosses fingers* That would make this wank complete.

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[info]anarchicq
2008-07-19 04:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, and that she almost killed herself over the mocking, too.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2008-07-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
...Is that a PRINCE VINCE icon!? :D

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[info]anarchicq
2008-07-19 04:26 am UTC (link)
Why yes, yes it is. WOE!!!!!

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2008-07-19 05:09 am UTC (link)
<3

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-07-19 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Aaaah! Icon relevance!

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[info]missm
2008-07-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
And your little friend sieberwing better not try to link anything, either.

Is it possible to read that without hearing Margaret Hamilton's voice? "And your little dog sieberwing too!"

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[info]tangentialone
2008-07-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
Wow, the biggest bitch in the world! That's quite a distinction.

what, giant transforming robots aren't awesome enough by themselves? People have to give them inexplicable human... bits?

...Is that kind of like lizard aliens where the women have breasts?

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[info]dana_kujan
2008-07-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
I didn't think you were wanking. But-- OMG!-- Helena was a wank unto herself. I almost asked if I could have one of the plane tickets to Argentina, as long as she was treating her gang of Sticky Avengers, I'd tag along to get it on video for You!Tube. "Granny Gets an Aft Kickin'!"

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 04:41 am UTC (link)
I was technically in there, so I thought I'd play it safe.

Sticky Avengers brings up the worst images.

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[info]dogbite12
2008-07-19 05:25 am UTC (link)
LOL, Sticky Avengers! I'm stealing that! XD

Can I?

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[info]dana_kujan
2008-07-19 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Please, do!
__

::knock, knock::
Smart Blonde: Who's there?
Sticky Avengers: We are the Sticky Avengers!
::opens door::
Smart Blonde: Is that... hair gel?

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[info]dogbite12
2008-07-19 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! Sticky Avengers has so much potential. :D

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[info]nonnyeve
2008-07-19 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Sticky Avengers...ASSEMBLE!

Tap-my-cans America, with jiggling cans of justice!

Iron Maiden, the superhero of S&M!

The Increadable Hunk, always wrestling with the monster inside of his..pants!

Ass Man, he grows and shrinks but more importantly, he loves da boot-ay!

And finnally, Sore, a night with his giant "hammer" and you'll be sore too!

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-07-20 08:25 am UTC (link)
*giggles childishly behind hand*

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[info]sevendeadlyfun
2008-07-19 04:50 am UTC (link)
I think she might have wrongly self-diagnosed. Looks like she's confused Asperger's with Tourette's. Sometimes WebMD is not your friend.

Does the entire Internets have Asperger's now? Seriously, seems like all the uncool kids are Aspie these days.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 04:54 am UTC (link)
What's weird is that this is the second Transformers slash porn wank with the involvement of Aspergers in the past month.

Something's going around, I swear.

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[info]feenix
2008-07-19 05:22 am UTC (link)
Mercury in the vaccines, perhaps?

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 12:55 pm UTC (link)
Or lead in the toys.

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In conclusion...
[info]takhys
2008-07-19 02:01 pm UTC (link)

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[info]skeleton_key
2008-07-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I think I said this before, but...

I have aspergers, but when/if I act like a complete asshole, I don't blame Aspergers. I'm simply being a complete asshole.

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[info]cassiopeia
2008-07-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
To paraphrase Cordelia, "Nobody cool has Asperger's anymore".

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[info]lady7jane
2008-07-19 05:50 am UTC (link)
I almost want to say smart_blonde is trolling herself for attention.

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[info]viralmemory
2008-07-19 05:48 pm UTC (link)
It does have a sort of manufactured feel to it, doesn't it? Granted, this Helena person created the journal specifically to troll, but... meh. The internet has worn away my credulity.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 06:01 pm UTC (link)
If it was a set-up, I would think she'd have been a bit more thorough. Helena up and left after less than a dozen posts.

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[info]viralmemory
2008-07-19 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Tis true. They don't make trolls with the staying power like they used to.

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[info]lady7jane
2008-07-20 05:33 am UTC (link)
I think what troubles me the most is that when you asked for a link to the story the author immediately showed up and deleted it from the entire internet. Or did someone other than the OP actually see it before it went away?

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-20 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so, and googling those rather...unique lines never brought anything up. But it seems a lot of trouble to go to for such little wank.

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[info]phosfate
2008-07-19 06:34 pm UTC (link)
"I have behavioral and mental issues."

Ya THINK?

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[info]kagutaba
2008-07-20 12:48 am UTC (link)
Oh man, this cracked me up.

I'm kinda sad she apologized and didn't keep up the crazy. Although, it might be best so some random person in Argentina didn't get his/her ass beat. Even if this was all manufactured by the OP, brava.

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[info]mrs260
2008-07-20 07:29 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I'm not the only person who was worrying about that. *hugs elderly random Argentinian*

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[info]kagutaba
2008-07-20 07:51 am UTC (link)
It was one of the first things I thought of when she said she knew the OP lived in Argentina and WHERE.

I still can't help but wonder who the hell she tracked down. Whoever they are, they dodged some serious crazy.

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[info]mrs260
2008-07-20 08:22 am UTC (link)
I must admit I'm still a little worried, in case the apology was just ass-covering and she really did track some random person down. Serious crazy is right!

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