Nuuuuu! His Shtick!
So, over on BRPS on LJ, a poster decides that a particular post style belongs to one person and one person alone. The mighty gay_bear has a shtick, you see. A manner of using a persona that obviously nobody else has ever done. safe_sock decides to speak in defence of his hero.
Why? Because of the first sentence of this post. Because obviously this person is not a ninja, and therefore must be using a persona, which is OMGSTEEEEEELING.
At the time of posting this, this person still hasn't bothered to comment over in that post. No, he decided to make his own post, to tell us all what we must not do.
STOPPIT. I MEAN IT.

He is, predictably mocked, and responds with vast amounts of splooge to the mockery. Obviously, anybody mocking him must be taking it personally and he has upset them(*gloatgloat*). Don't miss the posting the same comment in response to multiple other comments.

Posted over here instead of otf_wank because I A) deemed his mockery by BRPS members utterly, utterly deserved, and B) joined in, well before it occurred to me that it might be a wanky enough post to cart it over here for other people to laugh at.

Darth Ember is involved. Darth Ember is Lady Rilwen. Lady Rilwen is apparently ripping off gay_bear's shtick right now. Lady Rilwen would like to note that gay_bear has not commented as yet, and is apparently not involved except as the reason for safe_sock's CAPSLOCK OF RAAAAAGE.