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I didn't typo this one (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} acrimonious) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} i_wank,@ 2009-04-15 11:27:00 |
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food porn doesn't asplode so much as growl a little.
Sorry in advance to any vegetarians/vegans that read this; you might get offended.
Our story unfolds in a quaint, darling little community on Livejournal known as Food Porn. Normally a quiet space for people who like to share the details on the meals that make their mouths water, it's had its fair share of wank before. The links don't even cover half of it.
Recently, Food Porn was graced by the presence of a community favorite, joelbrown, a culinary student currently being culinarified in Paris. Even if the subject matter he's waxing poetic about isn't your thing, his posts are entertaining.
OR ARE THEY.
His latest post goes to great lengths to describe his love for foie gras, which is the term for the enlarged liver of a goose that's been forcefed a specific diet.
Being what it is, foie gras is a point of contention in the culinary world. The comments are largely polite, except for ihatemostthings' first comment, which doesn't actually score too high on the scale of wankiness. The problems begin when usekh tells her to behave herself.
Foie gras is Satan, and anybody who doesn't like it is worthy of pity, and morally bankrupt. That's where I get pissed, grab aDELICIOUS STEAK stick, and start poking ihatemostthings.
(Brief warning: Someone posted a picture of a goose getting forcefed. If you're going to get squicked, just read the summary.) lady_erin counters with Earth logic. ihatemostthings sticks her fingers in her ears and chants "IF YOU LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE, YOU HAVE NO MORALS." The wank peters out after that.
ETA: She's at it again in a new post!
Sorry in advance to any vegetarians/vegans that read this; you might get offended.
Our story unfolds in a quaint, darling little community on Livejournal known as Food Porn. Normally a quiet space for people who like to share the details on the meals that make their mouths water, it's had its fair share of wank before. The links don't even cover half of it.
Recently, Food Porn was graced by the presence of a community favorite, joelbrown, a culinary student currently being culinarified in Paris. Even if the subject matter he's waxing poetic about isn't your thing, his posts are entertaining.
OR ARE THEY.
His latest post goes to great lengths to describe his love for foie gras, which is the term for the enlarged liver of a goose that's been forcefed a specific diet.
Being what it is, foie gras is a point of contention in the culinary world. The comments are largely polite, except for ihatemostthings' first comment, which doesn't actually score too high on the scale of wankiness. The problems begin when usekh tells her to behave herself.
Foie gras is Satan, and anybody who doesn't like it is worthy of pity, and morally bankrupt. That's where I get pissed, grab a
(Brief warning: Someone posted a picture of a goose getting forcefed. If you're going to get squicked, just read the summary.) lady_erin counters with Earth logic. ihatemostthings sticks her fingers in her ears and chants "IF YOU LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE, YOU HAVE NO MORALS." The wank peters out after that.
ETA: She's at it again in a new post!
