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hinky ([info]hugsnkisses) wrote in [info]i_wank,
@ 2005-06-01 12:31:00


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in which Hnk reports a rather juicy wank:
The OP herself comments "This is very long and very wanky so make of it what you will.". No, actually, it isn't wanky. It is mockable, but that is in no way the same thing as wank. Another common mistake that people (especially LOTRippers) make is thinking that playing a prank on someone, or a disagreement is wank. [fap]

in which Hnk combines the power of gentle mocking and explaining to engage the wanker:
You speak of FW condemning it's subjects as "unacceptable expressions of fandom", yet you consider Rachel's comments (and FW itself!) to be just that. Saying FW contains no internal hypocrisy is of course untrue, but on FW people attempt to realise their hypocrisies and laugh at themselves for their behaviour. You OP at least makes some attempt to do this, but your later comments involve no such awareness and it for that reason that people have a problem with you and for that reason that you are on FW. Whether you will accept that or not. [fap]

in which Hnk (or ******?) gives herself over to the dark side, becomes those she mocks and completes the circle of wank:
And see what you're doing here? You're mocking something which you view as strange (and you use "creeped out" again like you did with Esorlehcar, I'm hoping ironically) - that's no different from those nasty FW overlords. You talk of being horribly upset by being "being shredded by strangers on FW" so you chose to encourage your flist to do the same on your LJ. I like that you've been dragged down to our level, makes me feel all tingly in my pink parts. [fap]


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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-01 12:41 pm UTC (link)
Yay, Snacky's Law! About damn time.

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[info]krazycat
2005-06-01 01:08 pm UTC (link)
And lots of it, too!

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[info]snacky
2005-06-01 02:21 pm UTC (link)
It makes me blissfully happy when it plays out like that. *g*

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(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-06-01 02:24 pm UTC
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[info]soleta
2005-06-01 01:21 pm UTC (link)
I kind of want to shake her and see if crazy comes out her ears.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-06-01 02:27 pm UTC

[info]krazycat
2005-06-01 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Btw, did you mean to disable comments in the f_w post?

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(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2005-06-01 01:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-06-01 09:31 pm UTC
OT: - [info]texta, 2005-06-02 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-02 02:35 pm UTC
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[info]esorlehcar
2005-06-01 01:38 pm UTC (link)
She keeps going... and going.... and going...

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(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-06-01 02:23 pm UTC
badger/darlek/energiser x over plz R&Rlolz - dodyskin, 2005-06-01 10:50 pm UTC

[info]arabel
2005-06-01 02:06 pm UTC (link)
I really don't understand why people seem obsessed with ascribing all sorts of arcane powers to f_w.

I don't see anything anywhere that says or even implies anyone here want to be the Fandom Police, or the Arbiters Of All Batshit. People just seem to assume that snarking and finding something funny = POLICING THE FANDOM WTF, which is one hell of a jump.

And I want to know what kind of babelfish oselle's using. f_w peeps say "Wow, lookit the crazy! Hee!", she reads "We, as the fandom thought police and official psychiatrists, declare this woman to be absolutely abnormal and a stalker, and by the way, let's threaten her via wild hyperbole".

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[info]deoridhe
2005-06-01 02:43 pm UTC (link)
*pulls out the leather flogger* Drop your pants, Hinky - you've been a BAD girl.

Rrrriow.

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whoa! - [info]pet, 2005-06-02 04:28 am UTC
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[info]ipomoea
2005-06-01 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Fandom Wank: Only funny when it's someone else's friends we're mocking!

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-01 08:40 pm UTC
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[info]charmian
2005-06-01 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm confused. Who is this *******? Are we not allowed to say the name?

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(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-06-01 09:07 pm UTC
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[info]somnambulicious
2005-06-01 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I've seen wanks that were justified, but many that were little more than lemming-like bullying perpetrated by people who like to be part of the crowd.

...justified? Perpetrated? And here I thought it was all about the mocking. *fidgets uncomfortably* Does this mean we have to read wankers their Miranda rights and offer them Free Intraweb Lawyurs before we can mock them? Is there going to be a Wank Court of Appeals? And where are the Fandom Wank: Criminal Intent and SVU spinoffs, dammit?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-02 02:09 am UTC
Here, have a chibi!Aya too! - [info]ymfaery, 2005-06-02 02:23 am UTC
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[info]snacky
2005-06-01 09:15 pm UTC (link)
From laerwen: F_W is a place I've liked purely for its comedic value, but threatening someone is bullshit.

In other words: "I like F_W when we're they're making fun of someone who is not my friend! And I can willfully misinterpret with the best of them!"

Dude, I understand Oselle getting her feelings hurt, and her friends wanting to comfort and defend her, but must they take their Stupid Pills before they start up?

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(no subject) - [info]ehann, 2005-06-01 09:40 pm UTC
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[info]darkwitch666
2005-06-01 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I seriously had no idea that so many people misunderstood the concept of fandom_wank.

Seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-03 09:56 pm UTC

[info]fandompolice
2005-06-01 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I am the fandom police, and I am putting you all under arrest for crimes against fandomity.

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(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2005-06-02 01:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fandompolice, 2005-06-02 02:08 pm UTC

[info]krazycat
2005-06-01 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Wait, WE are the turkeys?

I'm pretty sure how that's not how it usually works.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-02 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-06-02 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2005-06-02 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2005-06-02 11:03 am UTC
Crazy on top of the crazy...
[info]pyratejenni
2005-06-02 12:25 am UTC (link)
I'm curious how her friends who were going "OMG this is so insane!" behind friendslocked LJs are reacting.

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Re: Crazy on top of the crazy... - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-06-02 01:34 am UTC
Re: Crazy on top of the crazy... - [info]charmian, 2005-06-02 02:08 am UTC
Re: Crazy on top of the crazy... - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-06-02 03:32 am UTC
Re: Crazy on top of the crazy... - [info]charmian, 2005-06-02 07:25 pm UTC
Re: Crazy on top of the crazy... - [info]nobs, 2005-06-03 11:16 pm UTC

[info]elanor_durall
2005-06-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
This person is evidently trying very hard to appear erudite and high-class, but should take a couple of remedial english grammar and spelling classes. Dropped esses, incorrect pronouns, and at least one sentence improperly constructed mar this attempt to appear sophisticated and learned. Evidently, we are supposed to assume that all the "Cool" people hang out over at FW, or whatever they call themselves. Accusing you of having no sense of humor strikes me as being snobbism at its worst, like saying, "We're better than you because we can laugh at ourselves." I can laugh at myself. But I don't need to put other people down to make myself feel more important, and prove that I'm just a tad better than anybody else. Ah, this makes me tired. I don't understand them at all, and don't think I care to try any longer.

I don't need to put people down to make myself feel important. MY GRAMMAR ALONE makes me better than you. Now stfu before I get out my red pen.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-02 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2005-06-02 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - ealusaid, 2005-06-03 05:18 am UTC

[info]twocorpses
2005-06-02 02:47 am UTC (link)
Now this may have been commented on already but I'm almost done my day at work and didn't feel like reading all the comments.

Anyway... what I don't understand is how these people think that the comments of "people are watching" and "there are consequences" are considered a threat. Someone even said that specifically "This is a veiled threat" or something. If you want complete and utter control over who reads your journal and who is allowed to comment then don't make it public. Simple as that.

I didn't read all of her essay either but what I did read made me a little sick. *barfs*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-02 05:34 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-06-02 05:21 am UTC (link)
Wow, she's got some nerve talking about hypocrisy.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-02 05:46 am UTC (link)
I think 'wank-obsessed character asassin' is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And I will use it forever. 8D

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(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-06-02 03:38 pm UTC

[info]mmmkay
2005-06-02 05:50 am UTC (link)
Mocking something that I think is strange? That is NOT what I'm doing here at all. I'm protesting something that I think is wrong and damaging to others. And that's a big, big difference.

Why are the self-proclaimed Fandom Vigilantes Freedom Fighters always the scary crazy ones?

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-02 07:11 am UTC (link)
Silly me, and here I thought FW discouraged trolling. But apparently it's okay if you make a post in FW (which was actually a follow up to a previous FW post), wank in the wank, disable comments, and move the whole shebang to I_Wank.

Or am I just a little old-fashioned for thinking that once a wank is reported to FW, you stay the hell out of it? And that if you or another FWer wanks in the wank before it's reported, you go to I_Wank, you go directly to I_Wank, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 tingly sensations in your pink parts? (and do not get to wear the police uniform, either...)

After all, however "juicy" (and "with real homemade flavor!") the artificially manufactured wank may seem at first lick, don't you find it always eventually leaves that bitter chemical aftertaste? You know, the kind that sort of burns the tongue a little?

Or maybe you lose the ability to tell if you've been eating it long enough.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-03 01:42 pm UTC

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-02 07:49 am UTC (link)
I honestly don't get it. Elijah Wood is so much the fug that it ain't even funny. Whence came these superpowerz that compel the insane to act even crazier than they already are?

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-06-02 07:32 pm UTC
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[info]anatsuno
2005-06-02 11:08 am UTC (link)
"Still, there is something funny about the idea of somebody trying to report the post to the authorities, only to perhaps bring down something on their own lj: Dear Concerned Fan, Thank you for alerting us to the lj about the chick who thinks my client's really really great and is less than satisfied with her current job. Now, about your story where my client raped his co-star..."

Excuse me, reading comprehension problems again, or I missed something? Who talked about reporting Oselle to the authorities, and where? *boggled*

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-02 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-06-02 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-06-02 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]toxictattoo, 2005-06-03 01:21 am UTC
*in a dreamy voice*
[info]prettyveela
2005-06-02 02:29 pm UTC (link)
[info]esorlehcar is legend, don't you see? esorlehcar is like the sun, bask in the brilliance of the sun too long and you'll get skin cancer. You can't stare too long because your retinas will suffer. Oh to suffer for esorlehcar, the legend. *sighs*

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Re: *in a dreamy voice* - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-02 11:00 pm UTC


 
   
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