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hinky ([info]hugsnkisses) wrote in [info]i_wank,
@ 2005-06-01 12:31:00


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in which Hnk reports a rather juicy wank:
The OP herself comments "This is very long and very wanky so make of it what you will.". No, actually, it isn't wanky. It is mockable, but that is in no way the same thing as wank. Another common mistake that people (especially LOTRippers) make is thinking that playing a prank on someone, or a disagreement is wank. [fap]

in which Hnk combines the power of gentle mocking and explaining to engage the wanker:
You speak of FW condemning it's subjects as "unacceptable expressions of fandom", yet you consider Rachel's comments (and FW itself!) to be just that. Saying FW contains no internal hypocrisy is of course untrue, but on FW people attempt to realise their hypocrisies and laugh at themselves for their behaviour. You OP at least makes some attempt to do this, but your later comments involve no such awareness and it for that reason that people have a problem with you and for that reason that you are on FW. Whether you will accept that or not. [fap]

in which Hnk (or ******?) gives herself over to the dark side, becomes those she mocks and completes the circle of wank:
And see what you're doing here? You're mocking something which you view as strange (and you use "creeped out" again like you did with Esorlehcar, I'm hoping ironically) - that's no different from those nasty FW overlords. You talk of being horribly upset by being "being shredded by strangers on FW" so you chose to encourage your flist to do the same on your LJ. I like that you've been dragged down to our level, makes me feel all tingly in my pink parts. [fap]


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[info]fandompolice
2005-06-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
*reports for duty*

Madam!

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[info]krazycat
2005-06-01 11:46 pm UTC (link)
whoa!

Very good, very good.
Officers!
It is your duty to uphold peace in fandom, to make sure consequenses for sucky behaviour is severe! You will silence all opposing voices! Stop the tinhats from multiplying! Force fandom into submission using kinky toys appropriate weapons like batons!

Remember our motto;
WE ARE THE THOUGHT POLICE PLZDIEKTHNXBI
And remember your call to the fandom in uproar;
OMGWTFBBQ!

Now go forth, pastede on yay and above all - point and laugh!

All shall fear the the fandom police and despair!

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[info]fandompolice
2005-06-02 12:02 am UTC (link)
::salutes::

::quashes the infidel::

I'm afraid to say, madam, that you have committed the sin of capslock.

::fines you two friends and one ficrec::

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[info]krazycat
2005-06-02 12:03 am UTC (link)
Ah, but I was merely giving examples of, um, henious crimes *nod*

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[info]fandompolice
2005-06-02 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Ach, fuck it. Show us your pants and I'll let it go.

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[info]darkwitch666
2005-06-03 02:39 am UTC (link)
*rushes in to bail out teh wifey, hears about pants-showing, and pauses in the doorway, letting wifey get herself out of this one*

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