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Liek OMFG! 17 Yera olDs suuCk!
Over on DeviantART I was cruising the forums for wank, when I decided to join in myself.

I hate anyone younger then 17

=kamiawolf posts a rant about how she hates people younger than seventeen, because they are stupid.

"eh, i belong on the inTAnet, you wanksta. leave me alone you message sry not acceptin any lesbo messages"

This is after telling them that they shouldnt take something so seriously. Excuse me?
When im president of the world, im going to make getting on the internet a privlage. Youll need a internet drivers license to show if you are an idiot or not. If i had a "boot" button on my keyboard that would kick people off the internet who were being idiots, it would be worn out from overuse.

I was not like this when I was they're age. No siree bob.

There are a mix of comments. Some agree while others say she's an idiot herself.

Two hundred something comments later, I decide to post.

Me: When you learn to write properly,then you can rant about people writing chatspeak. Because "im" and "they're" are not going to cut it.

=kamiawolf: Like i said to the other spelling-nazi dickheads: Im not writting a fucking essay. this is not english class. Dont be an asshole when my post was legible and mostly correct. Fuck off :)">

Me:And the chat speaking people of the Internet aren't writing essays either.

Dont be an asshole when my post was legible and mostly correct.

And don't be an asshole when many people younger than seventeen can write correct English and most of the time they know how to capitalize certain letters.

Yes, I'm only two comments in, but this should progress into something interesting!

ETA:This post was run through 3 different spell-checkers. So there!

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	soleta 2005-06-06 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	so, what, she popped out of her daddy's head at 25? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Supposedly, but I haven't seen her pretend to be Athena yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bankai 2005-06-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she's Dionysus's long-lost something or other. After all, how smart can you be while gestating next to someone's groin? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2005-06-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
	How about Sin a la Paradise Lost? Seems more of a fit, that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

sarajayechan
2005-06-06 11:18 pm UTC (link)

"eh, i belong on the inTAnet, you wanksta. leave me alone you message sry not acceptin any lesbo messages"

This is after telling them that they shouldnt take something so seriously. Excuse me?
When im president of the world, im going to make getting on the internet a privlage. Youll need a internet drivers license to show if you are an idiot or not. If i had a "boot" button on my keyboard that would kick people off the internet who were being idiots, it would be worn out from overuse.

I was not like this when I was they're age. No siree bob.

Well, yippie-skippie for you, kamiawolf!

Age =/= maturity. *presents Wildefyre*

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	friendly_cow 2005-06-07 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Do I pass this internet stranger's test of Non-Idiotness? Do I? Do I? ... Oh, good. I was worried there for a moment. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I was worried, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-06-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
	There needs to be some sort of law, like Godwin's law, where everytime someone is corrected for their spelling/grammer and they reply 'it's not a fucking English essay' they lose the argument, a pinky finger and 500 points from Gryffindor. Seriously. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Hell,yes! That would be wonderful! (Reply to this)(Parent)

lovelyzelda
2005-06-07 04:19 am UTC (link)

Ughh, the whole conversation makes my head hurt--kamiawolf's interesting interpretation of Appropriate Internet Communication, under 17's begging for kudos because they're able to string a sentence together (when the hell did that become something you were praised for? I remember when it was still considered a basic requirement)

Let's just say that I've got a few more people on my "Ban from the Internet" list for when I become World President.

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	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Ha! You should see her new post! points to ETA (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-07 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I demand restitution for the millions of braincells that died after I read that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Here's twenty dollars. That's all I have on me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Damn, I was hoping for porn and doritos. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Porn! How about a flash? flashes boobies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-07 07:47 am UTC (link)
	[stares] I can feel the braincells dividing once more! Yay! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Mitosis is a wonderful thing, isn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-07 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Mmm-hmm! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lovelyzelda 2005-06-07 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Maybe by the third post she'll have learned using contractions while still being grammatically correct. It's times like these where I'm glad I'm an uptight asshole. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	altoidsaddict 2005-06-07 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Thanks to a sig in that edit, I have two different versions of "Mahna Mahna" stuck in my head at once. (Muppet Show and Space Ghost in case anyone's wondering.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Do do do do do! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2005-06-07 06:59 am UTC (link)
	And now, so do I! Dammit. Last time this happened I infected my entire call centre floor, and at least one poor, unsuspecting caller. i wonder if i can break that record (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coyotegirl 2005-06-07 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Mahna mahna! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-06-07 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Speaking of that, what do people in non-English speaking countries call their English class? Well, it is a class where one learns English, so you might want to figure that out yourself, genius. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Yea, and Spanish class is called "What Those Freaky Spaniards Speak". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	artimusdin 2005-06-07 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Also known as "What Those Damned Mexicans Speak" snort (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rinoared 2005-06-08 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	OMG icon squee! loves Jamie's Big Boom (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dandywolves 2005-06-07 08:08 am UTC (link)
	PS- I'm pretty sure you weren't like me when you were my age, either. Unless your typing skills have dramatically decreased within that span of time, to which I have to say: I'm sorry. touche! (Reply to this)

	adora_spintriae 2005-06-07 10:23 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh ageism. DeviantArt's favourite flavour of wank after furry-hate, anime-hate, yaoi-hate, inflation-art-hate, and admin-hate. (Reply to this)

	mistressrenet 2005-06-07 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	There's just something beautiful about "you are all uptight assholes" followed by a perky "Buy my prints! and Be my friend!", isn't there? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elgato_gamgins 2005-06-07 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yep! And I love how she keeps contradicting herself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elemcee 2005-06-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	What language? Soon English will be a dead language- people will be forced to learn it in schools like Latin. If you went to any far-flung corner of the globe, it's a good possibility you would meet somebody who spoke English. Somehow, I don't think it's dead quite yet. (Reply to this)