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das_mervin ([info]das_mervin) wrote in [info]i_wank,
@ 2005-09-14 16:54:00
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Cross-posted to fandom_wank....
...because it features both.

I'm the captain of the HMS STFU. As such, this seems like a good place to post when I get into arguments with the Harmonians for being a child of Satan. I recently discovered THIS...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/hmsgetalife/2501.html

...on our "rival" ship. They're actually just plagiarists, as their entire "ship manifesto" was stolen and altered from my original ship which they so politely got removed from LJ. So we moved here.

I found the majority of those threads to be HA HA HA, YOU ARE ONLY MAKING US LAUGH, SEE US LAUGHING SO HARD, HA HA HA, YOU STUPID PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HARMONIANS. Same goes for a couple of my shipmates as well, though. And I got into a stupid debate with someone. I call it a stupid debate because it was stupid. So I stopped. It wasn't going anywhere.

Hope that's wanky enough--the whole, "IT'S ALL TRUE, THESE PEOPLE ACT THIS WAY, I'M SERIOUS!!"

Oh and I'm the stupid one who can't comprehend Harmonian philosophy, so I just take the easy way out and ship H/G. Malleting Sue's. He claims that is what I said--that I was simply not intelligent and deep enough to ship it. /cranky Hmph. I did wank a little. I admit it. We all do. This is also posted for principessa's behalf, who was also featured.

So, they wanked, we argued, and it turned into one big happy wank!

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-09-14 10:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm in an even stupider debate with esicardi. Over whether "I want to have your babies" is stupid or not -- actually, she says it's stupid and I say it's culture. *shrug*

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[info]das_mervin
2005-09-14 10:12 pm UTC (link)
*slowly* It's just someone saying that they love what they said...no different from me saying that I'm going to marry you for something you do. Or even saying that I love you. It's just us being SILLY.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-14 10:14 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-15 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-16 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]das_mervin, 2005-09-16 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-16 11:51 am UTC

[info]das_mervin
2005-09-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
THERE'S the reason I can't be a Harmonian--they are just too damned serious! /wank

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-14 10:15 pm UTC

[info]princessdot
2005-09-15 05:09 am UTC (link)
I'd love to read her "original" to the eye thing, see if it makes more sense in Spanish.

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[info]phosfate
2005-09-15 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Why can't it be both?

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-15 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-15 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-09-15 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-15 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-15 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]das_mervin, 2005-09-15 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-15 09:45 pm UTC

[info]elektra3
2005-09-14 10:34 pm UTC (link)
It's the ciiiiircle of wank.

(HP: It's like the Lion King, in a way.)

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[info]koipool
2005-09-14 11:54 pm UTC (link)
I am just like... staring at your icon in horror. I can't seem to look away.

Oh, and, baa.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2005-09-15 12:53 am UTC (link)
Hey, any opinion on whether I can repost this report to [info]fandom_wank? My involvement was minimal... I just acted as the catalyst.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-09-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
It was already on [info]fandom_wank; I don't think reposting it would be looked upon favorably.

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(no subject) - [info]das_mervin, 2005-09-15 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-15 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-09-15 02:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-15 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-16 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-09-15 03:50 pm UTC
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[info]das_mervin
2005-09-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
What's funnier is that was me he was talking about. *snerk*

What I said was, "H/Hr takes too much out of you. In order to see it, you have to do all this research, find symbolism in the slightest things, read all the other evidence, and, when it all boils down, there are NO CANON QUOTES to really support it. It's just too much work, and I don't get it."

So, that translates into: *in very, very stupid voice* "I'm too STUPID to understand it...*picks nose*"

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[info]narcissam
2005-09-15 04:19 am UTC (link)
This may just look like your run of the mill Harmonian wank fight, until you get to the sheeping thread. Best thing ever. The shipping wars are over. Begin the sheeping wars.

The bit where Esicardi tries to pass off a quote from Jesus in the Gospels as "a proverb we have in my country" is bloody hilarious as well.

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-09-15 12:50 pm UTC (link)
*hearts self* *and you* Sheeping wars!

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-09-15 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh, and I tried to tell her that I thought it was from the Bible, but couldn't word it properly so I gave up and went back to debating.

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[info]ahiru
2005-09-15 02:02 pm UTC (link)
*snicker* Sheeping wars. That deserves an icon.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-09-15 02:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-09-15 02:29 pm UTC

[info]princessdot
2005-09-15 05:10 am UTC (link)
When are the Shipping Cage-Death-Matches coming? Sheesh, I'd say have it out and be over with it but then again, I thought the book would have been a last word on it.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2005-09-15 12:34 pm UTC (link)
But, you see, if they don't like the book, they can throw it out and replace it.

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[info]theladyfeylene
2005-09-15 05:02 pm UTC (link)
I want to see the shipping naked-mud-wrestling-wars.

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[info]reinhardt
2005-09-15 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Jesus christ on a pogo stick... if they're going to mock someone, can they at least make the effort? That was like the mockery equivalent of a 90 lb weakling.

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[info]smo
2005-09-15 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm the captain of the HMS STFU.

I want that on an icon.

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[info]drakyndra
2005-09-15 05:31 pm UTC (link)
The thing is, it's true.

[info]the_hms_stfu. Check it out.

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[info]das_mervin
2005-09-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
But I'M the captain! *stomps feet*

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-16 05:10 am UTC

[info]nebbieq
2005-09-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
So, they wanked, we argued, and it turned into one big happy wank!

This is what the W in OBHWF really stands for.

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(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2005-09-16 10:54 am UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2005-09-16 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Hey, comments at the bottom got deleted. Even wankier!

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[info]tao_tao
2005-09-17 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Das_mervin posted this on i_wank and deleted her own posts in the wank?
That makes the whole thing rather absurd, doesn't it?

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(no subject) - [info]das_mervin, 2005-09-17 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-09-18 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]das_mervin, 2005-09-18 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-09-18 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mirhanda, 2005-09-19 12:37 am UTC
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