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Sunday, April 9th, 2006
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10:40a - God Loves Cussing Theorem
Hmm. I think I've discovered a new formula.
Let:
R = The amount of religious fervor the poster professes
F = The number of times the poster claims that God loves and forgives them despite their (obvious) shortcomings
A = The ability to spell/use punctuation/understand how the internet works
p = The number of posts the poster makes total
P = The number of posts in which the poster actually attempts a point, rather than just restating "OMGZ yur meen!!"
S = The amount of unprovoked swearing the poster does
(R x F) p
------- x -- = S
A P
If S > 1, the poster must forward the wank to their entire youth group, resulting in either proper shame and humiliation for the poster, or more hilarity for the rest of us once the whole church gets involved.
Noted here and at my favorite otf wank of all time.
(comment on this)
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