From the OP commentary to this wank:

Anyone who uses any variation of "What about the children" in a thread not explicitly about children loses. Period.

Addendum:  Anyone who uses the exact phrase "What about the children" - who cannot coherently answer the direct retort of "Well, what about the children?", not only loses, but shall be forced to read the original, unedited, Brothers Grimm tales.

Edit: Changed from "The Law of Child Welfare", because that sounded clunky, and I couldn't think of anything as accurate and less clunky...