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Friday, July 21st, 2006
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9:07p - Charlotte's Web
The Lennox Assize
In any fandom discussion featuring anonymice, the probability of any and all of said mice and their nannies* being accused of being Msscribe approaches one. Terribly, terribly fast.
Tophet's Corollary: The humour to be derived from said accusations is inversely proportional to the number of times they are touted in a given discussion.
Penalty: Yes, I know it's not that sort of law. But I like issuing punishments. They make me feel like a tiny god. Death by effleurage. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
*socknannies may be tried before the Internet Court, providing they are represented by a hand knitted court-appointed Internet Lawyer***
***scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory
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