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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
10:13a - Inigo's Assize
Anyone attempting to win an argument via the use of a popular Princess Bride quote when the person to whom they are responding has used the word in question correctly and/or only once does not, in fact, win, and shall be thereafter declared to officially not know what the word "win" means.

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8:44p - Carlin's Rule of That's Not Really Funny
Via this wank:

Anyone attempting to end a serious or semi-serious debate by quoting a comedian, online personality and/or a comedy show, loses the debate and will be forced to sit in a comedy club for no less than an hour while a man continuously talks about the deal with airline food, women drivers, and public toilets.

This list includes but is not limited to:

Carlos Mencia
Chris Rock
George Carlin
Maddox (If I have to see that "For Every animal you don't eat..." deal again I'm going to set someone on fire)
Avenue Q
Dave Chappelle
Monty Python

...and anything else.

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