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Sunday, September 17th, 2006
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10:15p - Sweeney's Law
Anyone that accuses the other side of being a bunch of thirteen year olds or any other young age of choice loses the argument. The user in question will be forced to repeat middle school and high school. Since the user will be repeating middle school and high school s/h/it will not be allowed to participate in adult activities (i.e. pornography).
Likewise, anyone who uses the word teenybopper or attaches –bopper to the end of a fandom sect automatically loses the argument. As punishment, the person will be forced to write a term paper Orlando Bloom’s acting skills while listening to various musicians that fit the teenybopper category.
Edit: If the user can provide proof that the other side is of the accused age, an exception will be made.
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11:21p - MLK, Jr.'s Law Of Misaligned Color-Blindness.
Anyone who says "MLK said to be colorblind!" or "Judge me by the content of my character and not the color of my skin" or any other misinterpretation of the line that turns a full lifetime of a man into a soundbite in order to end a race discussion loses. Flat out.
Punishment is to write a 30 page essay on MLK (and the ill-quoted I have a Dream speech is banned from even being referenced), read A Letter from Birmingham, and be smacked with a copy of The Autobiography of Martin Luther King, Jr.
I never said I don't wank.</i>
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