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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
10:09p - JackaIs and Hyenas of the Honorable Hive Vagina Court, I Present To You,
Dedicated to the esteemed batshit of aingli_deas, Star of the recent Christian T-Shirt, childfree stupidpalooza and madrigalskylark of the But it's okay for me to screen comments assfuckery.

Broken Record Law: If you respond to three or more opposing arguments by just repeating your original statement and ignoring all the points the other poster has made against said statement, you lose, and are banned from saying anything else on the subject, since you've obviously said all you can or will say.

Subclause A: If you then grumble about how you're "so tired of repeating yourself", you're just a fuckwit.

Subclause B: The minute technology develops a way for the other people in the debate to drag your dumb ass through the computer screen and take turns* beating the stupid out of you, it is the new punishment.

* Turns, because it takes a very long time to beat that much stupid out of a person, and some of us get tired and hungry after a few hours.

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