Wankprophet's Suicidal/Homocidal Tendencies Jurisimprudence Law
Usual disclaimer: If done before, let me know and I'll share defer credit and delete this.

from this entry in i_wank To wit, the little exchange in the comments of i_wank starting here

Wankprophet's Law of Darwinian Argumentation

In any given wank that continues long enough, someone will eventually advocate that those holding differing views or involved in practices that the adocater disapproves of (e.g. slashfic) should either be killed in some fashion or should commit suicide. At this point, the advocater has admitted that he/she cannot handle a debate with an actual living person, and therefore loses any and all points he or she has made. Furthermore, such egregious abuse of Darwinian principles in the form of the fallacious "social-Darwinism" indicates that he or she is more of a detriment to the gene pool than even his/her wankiest opponent and should therefore be informed that nothing cures frustration in an argument like nipping off and killing one's self in the middle of a deductive logic class.