The "What About the Mens?" Phallusy
Forgive me if there is already a law like this in place. I searched and could not find.

In any case, this "phallusy"¹ is as follows:

In any discussion focusing on women's² issues, the probability that someone will come around and say "men are [fill the blank], too!"³ approaches 1 the longer the discussion gets.

Can be used with marlo's corollary:

If someone posts something containing or alluding to the word "rape" somewhere on the internet, THERE WILL BE WANK.

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¹ Credit goes to donnaidh_sidhe for the word. I'd also like to thank her for the help on the definition.

² May be applied to any disadvantaged group, simply replace "women" with said group and "men" with the applicable privileged group.

³ Bonus points for discussion on rape, sexual assault, domestic violence, and abuse.