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me fail english? that's umpossible! ([info]figgy) wrote in [info]jurisimprudence,
@ 2006-06-09 13:37:00
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Figgy's First and Second Laws
Based off This Wank in the Cornfield.

Figgy's First Law; If the list of laws broken by a wank is compiled, and it is longer than ten, then the wank officially is insane and all parties should most likely be ashamed of themselves or take a bath in malt liquor.

Figgy's Second Law; the person who compiled the list in the first law fails at life officially.


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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-06-09 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I choose the latter option in the First Law.

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[info]figgy
2006-06-09 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I figured there should be two options on that one.

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I should know better thank to do this
[info]ringbark
2006-06-09 07:58 pm UTC (link)
IMHO you mean "compiled" rather than "compiled".
To your credit, you are consistent.

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Re: I should know better than to do this
[info]ringbark
2006-06-09 07:58 pm UTC (link)
And I should check for typos in subject lines too.

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Re: I should know better than to do this
[info]figgy
2006-06-09 07:59 pm UTC (link)
That sort of made it all the more awesome, though.

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Re: I should know better than to do this
[info]ringbark
2006-06-09 08:00 pm UTC (link)
It was late and I was tired.

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Re: I should know better than to do this
[info]figgy
2006-06-09 08:01 pm UTC (link)
It's ok. *patpat* In all fairness, my failure at spelling is well documented before this anyway.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-06-09 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Hee! I was going to suggest you add this here.

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[info]narcissam
2006-06-10 01:19 am UTC (link)
Could you add the link to the list? http://www.journalfen.net/community/hp_cornfield/16617.html?thread=4452329#t4452329

Cause that's just classic.

Of course, that wank demands a new law. Do we have anything about saying your opponents are in jail?

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[info]figgy
2006-06-10 04:49 am UTC (link)
That was sort of... well, insane. Absolutely insane.

No. We really should name that one after whoever said it.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-06-10 11:15 am UTC (link)
I believe the person who said it was our "pun"-loving OP [info]darynthe. I also nominate her for another law - I'm not sure exactly what it should be, but this girl is so clueless that she deserves at least two laws immortalizing her ass-hattery.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-06-10 11:41 am UTC (link)
Also? Estrella needs the BJR Award.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-12 07:55 am UTC (link)
http://www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/chref/chref.py/main?query=wank&title=21st

I find it hilarious that you're all using the word "wank" as if it had a completely different meaning to the one in the dictionary.

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[info]figgy
2006-07-12 11:19 am UTC (link)
... oh, you're new.

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