Charlotte's Web
The Lennox Assize

In any fandom discussion featuring anonymice, the probability of any and all of said mice ~~and their nannies~~* being accused of being Msscribe approaches one. Terribly, terribly fast.

Tophet's Corollary: The humour to be derived from said accusations is inversely proportional to the number of times they are touted in a given discussion.

Penalty: ~~Yes, I know it's not that sort of law. But I like issuing punishments. They make me feel like a tiny god.~~ Death by effleurage. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

*socknannies may be tried before the Internet Court, providing they are represented by a ~~hand knitted~~ court-appointed Internet Lawyer***

***scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory

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	frenzy 2006-07-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
	scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory OH GOD. (Reply to this)

	delcj 2006-07-22 01:28 am UTC (link)
	to this day i'm not perfectly sure what "assize" means, but it's still one of my favorite words, and always makes me smile. (Reply to this)

	dark_puck 2006-07-22 02:01 am UTC (link)
	socknannies may be tried before the Internet Court, providing they are represented by a ~~hand knitted~~ court-appointed Internet Lawyer *scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory Holy fuck. You win. (Reply to this)

	khym_chanur 2006-07-22 03:15 am UTC (link)
	What's the penalty for claiming to be MsScribe? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tophets_tool 2006-07-22 06:30 am UTC (link)
	The claimant is henceforth assumed to be a big fibber and must write 'my sockpuppet is pastede on yey!' fifteen thousand times or until the judges get bored and want to go and play outside. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	*points fingers* tehrin 2006-07-22 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	You know, making a law about anonymice being suspected msscribe...is just the thing msscribe would do! I'M ON TO YOU! ;) (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-07-28 10:40 am UTC (link)
	scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory ♥ (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-07-28 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	So true. ~Hand-knitted Sock (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-08-06 05:51 am UTC (link)
	I remember being accused of being Msscribe. Of course, I accuse random people of bieng Msscribe. The truth is, I think there's a little Msscribe in all of us. --Redcoast (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kumquat_of_doom 2007-06-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
	sings Everyone's a little bit MsScribe, okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)