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tophets_tool ([info]tophets_tool) wrote in [info]jurisimprudence,
@ 2006-07-21 21:07:00


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Charlotte's Web
The Lennox Assize


In any fandom discussion featuring anonymice, the probability of any and all of said mice and their nannies* being accused of being Msscribe approaches one. Terribly, terribly fast.


Tophet's Corollary: The humour to be derived from said accusations is inversely proportional to the number of times they are touted in a given discussion.



Penalty: Yes, I know it's not that sort of law. But I like issuing punishments. They make me feel like a tiny god. Death by effleurage. Don't knock it till you've tried it.


*socknannies may be tried before the Internet Court, providing they are represented by a hand knitted court-appointed Internet Lawyer***

***scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory


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[info]frenzy
2006-07-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory

OH GOD.

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[info]delcj
2006-07-22 01:28 am UTC (link)
to this day i'm not perfectly sure what "assize" means, but it's still one of my favorite words, and always makes me smile.

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[info]dark_puck
2006-07-22 02:01 am UTC (link)
*socknannies may be tried before the Internet Court, providing they are represented by a hand knitted court-appointed Internet Lawyer***

***scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory


Holy fuck. You win.

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-07-22 03:15 am UTC (link)
What's the penalty for claiming to be MsScribe?

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[info]tophets_tool
2006-07-22 06:30 am UTC (link)
The claimant is henceforth assumed to be a big fibber and must write 'my sockpuppet is pastede on yey!' fifteen thousand times or until the judges get bored and want to go and play outside.

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*points fingers*
[info]tehrin
2006-07-22 03:42 pm UTC (link)
You know, making a law about anonymice being suspected msscribe...is just the thing msscribe would do! I'M ON TO YOU! ;)

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-28 10:40 am UTC (link)
scarf nannies, on the other hand, may only be tried as an accessory

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-28 06:11 pm UTC (link)
So true.

~Hand-knitted Sock

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-06 05:51 am UTC (link)
I remember being accused of being Msscribe. Of course, I accuse random people of bieng Msscribe. The truth is, I think there's a little Msscribe in all of us.

--Redcoast

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[info]kumquat_of_doom
2007-06-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
*sings* Everyone's a little bit MsScribe, okay!

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