I bring forth to you a law that is long overdue- if someone has already written a law like this, please, let me know and I will remove this one. As it is, I have not seen anything addressing this issue.
The Theory of Internet Lawyering
Any wanker or wanka who asserts knowledge of the legal system and proceeds to try and tell others what the law is to the point of showing that they actually have no real knowledge of the law shall be beaten with a set of first year law school books.
Included among the books will be these standard titles-
Beatings will continue until the offender understands that they are not a lawyer.
Inspired by this thread- http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1197726.html?thread=194506654#t194506654