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Fishgoat (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} capra_fera) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} lotr_slash,@ 2004-04-11 15:20:00 |
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FIC: I Love A Hobbit In A Uniform (1/1)
by Fishgoat
*********
Category: humour, angst, PWP
Rating: PG-13 (Merry/Pippin)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's. No money made. Never happened.
Summary: Our two heroes finally manage to get some time alone after the battle of the Morannon. Follows movie canon. Sort of. :D
"Psst! Merry! In here!"
"What is it?"
*kissgropekiss*
"Have you gone daft?! Legolas and Gimli will be back any moment!"
"No they won't. They'll be busy with Aragorn for a while. Now get that armour off."
"What?!"
"You heard me. Armour. Off. Now."
"Oh...my...Oi! Don't rip that!"
"Then help me, you bothersome Brandybuck!"
"Fine! Fine, just let me unhook--"
*rip*
"Pippin!"
"Can't wait--"
"Ah! Yes...right there...."
"Bloody sword...."
"Here, let me--"
"Ow! My hair!"
"Sorry! It's caught--"
"I know it's caught! Ow!"
"Hold still, Pip!"
"Forget it! Just lie down!"
"What are you...oh...*groan*..."
"Like that, my Merry?"
"....s'good...never thought of...leather...gloves..."
"It's that much better?"
"You...should try...let me...."
*rustling of clothes*
"...Merry...that's...."
"Yes, it is...."
"...."
"We're *gasp* keeping these uniforms...ah!...right?"
"Oh...yes!...I hope so!"
"...especially the gloves..."
"...*gasp*...definitely...."
"Even though...the war's...over...."
"We...we...could still wear them...for...ceremonial purposes."
*snicker* "Is that what you're calling it now?"
"Don't make me laugh, Merry! You're spoiling the moment."
*grin* "Sorry."
"..."
"..."
"...more...."
"Oh, Pip..."
"...just...like...."
"Oh!"
"...so close...."
"AH!"
"Merry!"
"Ooops."
"Hmm?"
"Do you have a cloth?"
*helpless laughter*
"That's not helping, Pippin."
"Imagine what King Eomer would think of the state of your uniform!"
*groan*
"We should go back to our tent now, oh Master of Comedy."
*sob*
"Pip?"
"You're alive."
"Yes."
"You and me. Alive."
"Yes, Pippin, we are."
"So many dead...."
"I know. I know."
"Frodo and Sam...?"
"No one knows yet, Pip."
"..."
"..."
"Stay with me."
"Yes."
-end-
by Fishgoat
*********
Category: humour, angst, PWP
Rating: PG-13 (Merry/Pippin)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's. No money made. Never happened.
Summary: Our two heroes finally manage to get some time alone after the battle of the Morannon. Follows movie canon. Sort of. :D
"Psst! Merry! In here!"
"What is it?"
*kissgropekiss*
"Have you gone daft?! Legolas and Gimli will be back any moment!"
"No they won't. They'll be busy with Aragorn for a while. Now get that armour off."
"What?!"
"You heard me. Armour. Off. Now."
"Oh...my...Oi! Don't rip that!"
"Then help me, you bothersome Brandybuck!"
"Fine! Fine, just let me unhook--"
*rip*
"Pippin!"
"Can't wait--"
"Ah! Yes...right there...."
"Bloody sword...."
"Here, let me--"
"Ow! My hair!"
"Sorry! It's caught--"
"I know it's caught! Ow!"
"Hold still, Pip!"
"Forget it! Just lie down!"
"What are you...oh...*groan*..."
"Like that, my Merry?"
"....s'good...never thought of...leather...gloves..."
"It's that much better?"
"You...should try...let me...."
*rustling of clothes*
"...Merry...that's...."
"Yes, it is...."
"...."
"We're *gasp* keeping these uniforms...ah!...right?"
"Oh...yes!...I hope so!"
"...especially the gloves..."
"...*gasp*...definitely...."
"Even though...the war's...over...."
"We...we...could still wear them...for...ceremonial purposes."
*snicker* "Is that what you're calling it now?"
"Don't make me laugh, Merry! You're spoiling the moment."
*grin* "Sorry."
"..."
"..."
"...more...."
"Oh, Pip..."
"...just...like...."
"Oh!"
"...so close...."
"AH!"
"Merry!"
"Ooops."
"Hmm?"
"Do you have a cloth?"
*helpless laughter*
"That's not helping, Pippin."
"Imagine what King Eomer would think of the state of your uniform!"
*groan*
"We should go back to our tent now, oh Master of Comedy."
*sob*
"Pip?"
"You're alive."
"Yes."
"You and me. Alive."
"Yes, Pippin, we are."
"So many dead...."
"I know. I know."
"Frodo and Sam...?"
"No one knows yet, Pip."
"..."
"..."
"Stay with me."
"Yes."
-end-
