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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
9:56 am [notjo]	Vorpal Blade is keeping it real, yo: women should lose their own identity when they marry and become a part of the man and his family When I got married I became my husband's spleen. I wanted to be his appendix, but I was afraid I'd get inflamed and have to be removed. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
8:33 pm [bubosquared]	vzg: You're damn right! [Ginny's] an escort. The classy kind, not the kind that paints themselves blue. bubosquared: ... Pictish escorts? o_O paladin: Pictish escorts. Because your face, not your balls, should be blue. Just never accept any offer related to "getting head." (Context has some pretty weird kinks, even for HP fandom.) (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 9th, 2009
11:50 am [vitalitat]	An Ode to Batshit An Ode to Batshit by charamei Shall I compare thee to the KKK? Thou art more angry and more full of hate. All the heart of fandom thou dost betray, For it is clear that my pairing is fate: Poor fool, sometime too subtle are the signs; And tho' the canon must alas be skimm'd, Any true fan will read between the lines; And in doing so, see their love un-dimm'd; 'Tis clear that you have begun a crusade 'Gainst this ship, by humanity oppressed; And in this endeavour left me dismayed; Begone, and cease in thy mad fannish quest! So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives wank to thee. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
6:56 pm [phosfate]	If there's one thing I hate...okay, if there's only one thing I hate, we're clearly in some creepy alternate universe where the laws of physics don't apply... --funwithrage comments in fandom_rant. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
12:26 am [staroverthebay]	Quoted with permission. "Breaking Dawn is like a trainwreck. Of a really, really long train, with lots of carraiges and plenty of momentum. The initial bust-up is bad enough, but it just keeps coming and there's screaming, and carriages flying through the air and just when you think it's about over, the six o'clock express comes around the corner and we start all over again. it's kind of beautiful, in a sick, awful way." -- fools_game (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
5:04 pm [phosfate]	I can't even mock this. It's like watching a sheep optimistically wander into a woodchipper looking for food. --jkefka in fandom_wank: http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1172067.html?view=184620387#t184620387 (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
8:31 pm [chaimonkey]	it's just so easy nevadafighter: Jesus, could [johncwright] get his tongue just a little further up FPB's asshole? iwanttobeasleep: I think FPB's head is in the way. fpb lovin' is key Current Mood: Candy-Coated (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 21st, 2007
10:43 pm [mindset]	oooo-kay jetamors: Dumbledore's Gay = final boss of the Internet? winterfox: What loot does he drop? barankhy: Robe of +2 Fabulosity, and a Bag of What What --from this thread Current Music: Samwell (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
5:46 pm [solelyfictional]	Ninjas of Penzance! from the Rent wank over on f_w. Quoting oar, scifantasy, tez, shaysdays and youngcurmudgeon. I am the very model of a modern ninja pirate dude, I speak in subtitles with Pirate accent and I'm very rude. I creep around all catlike with my shuriken and cutlass sharp. We ninja pirates fear no evil other than the vicious carp. We ninja pirates fear no evil other than the vicious carp! We ninja pirates fear no evil other than the vicious carp! We ninja pirates fear no evil other than the vicious-vicious carp! We dress in black and wear our masks though sunny days make us all hot, We know where all the rum has gone and go there just to have a tot, We practice throwing stars at targets all along the upper decks, (And sometimes in the hold we have some ninja-like surprise buttsex) (And sometimes in the hold we have some ninja-like surprise buttsex) (And sometimes in the hold we have some ninja-like surprise buttsex) (And sometimes in the hold we have some ninja-like surpriseurprise buttsex) For movie night it's Turtles or those dudes from the Caribbean, (And yes we say it that way cause' because we're not landlubbers or gaijin.) We strike out at bad samurai and at those who break the Pirate's Code... We cut their heads off with our swords and then make the whole place explode! In short, in matters of pop culture, Ninja puns and pirate too We are the very model of a modern pirate ninja crew! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 16th, 2007
10:31 pm [feenix]	Why yes, Ginevra, there is an eighth book. And ashenmote and darth_wanker have apparently posted spoilers. ashenmote: I don't know. It took some time to get used to it, but I personally liked how JK Rowling constantly broke her plot and the fourth wall on order to swear at certain portions of her readership. So what if her language was incredibly vulgar? It was new. It was different. I for one enjoyed reading "Harry Potter and the Shippers I don't like". darth_wanker: My favorite chapter was "Remus Lupin and the FUCK You Guys, He Isn't Gay, Here's a Vagina with Pink Hair to Prove It." In LJ-Metaquotes style, the context matches the drapes. Current Mood: *sporfle!* (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 20th, 2007
5:12 am [zannechaos]	Wank. Totally like Jesus, in a way. "That's either the most beautiful thing or the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. Possibly both. It was like looking into a tiny sliver of concentrated Jesus." - deliciouschaos Context takes bizarre to new levels. Current Mood: *sporfle!* (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
4:19 pm [altoidsaddict]	arielchan manages to Godwin a convention wank predating the Nazis. Shows what you know! Young Hitler had a booth in Artist Alley! Context is busy writing a manifesto against the future. (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 7th, 2007
4:28 pm [kadath]	That -definitely- wouldn't be allowed on TFN. puipui: "Kit Fisto" is seriously one of the best character names I have ever heard. I feel like his best friend should be Rimmy McButtsecks, and they travel around together with their little dog Felcher in their shiny spaceship named The Golden Shower. (From here) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 7th, 2007
3:23 pm [prettyveela]	From the Horsefucker wank His "wife"? A horse. There is a chance right now that she may be pregnant. We arnt sure yet so I know this is going to change alot of things if she is but I am certianly happy. What? Eh? What? Change some things? Change some things? You mean, like, "Honey, it's Nature on the line, they'd like to have a word with you?" ~t_boy "A horse is a horse, of course, of course, Unless you should force it to intercourse..." smo "And then of course, the horse, of course, Is my very special wife!" zorro "I went to the source and asked the horse And she didn't hurt me, which I endorse" arielchan "Unless, of course, I hurt my horse for taking another to her Bed!" singe I saw this on another site, and apparently one of his major clues that she consents to sex is that when he rolls his penis in oats, she'll lick it. altoidsaddict Is that the animal equivalent of "She had on a short skirt, so she was asking for it!"? shallow_kid Will the film version star Daniel Radcliffe? white_serpent There was alot of trust that had to be established first Gee, I wonder why she was hesitant to trust the MEMBER OF ANOTHER SPECIES WITH HIS DICK COVERED IN OATS. *headdesk* ~lottelita I really do wonder how the horse 'demands his physical attentions'. Seriously. I'm picturing a whole scenario here. SCENE: Horsefucker's private stable. Horse: *nose-bump* Carrotplz? Horsefucker: "Ah, darling. A kiss! You demand my physical attentions again? You're insatiable, but I can't say no..." *unzips* *sex0rz* Horse: *whuffle* Not a carrot. Carrotplz? ~ilpalazzo I am a zoophile, a republican and was in the army. I want to frame that and put it on my wall so I am LOL at it everytime I sit down at my computer desk. tehrin So homosexuals aren't allowed in the army but zoophiles are? Go figure. enviousness Current Mood: *sporfle!* (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
2:11 pm [phosfate]	A friend of mine has a VHS copy of the Holiday Special--he says it's kind of like The Ring. You have to keep passing copies around or... I dunno. A drugged-up Carrie Fisher climbs out of your tv and tries to sing to you? --whimsy_chan in fandom_lounge, discussing the best Christmas present for your favorite Star Wars geek. Current Mood: *sporfle!* (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 27th, 2006
3:26 am [ladyrogue]	The Wii Did It! Quoted from the OTF report on a tv being broken, possibly by a Wii, but not really. altoidsaddict: "Wii broke my toe! It was actually me dropping a drum on it in mid-August, but the Wii was in development at the time. Coincidence? I think NOT, Nintendo! miss_void: "Wii broke my car! I was playing Wii and thought I'd go buy another game but as soon as I turned the key in the ignition BAM! the engine blew up. It could just be a coincidence, but i think it's more likely the Wii. I'm planning to sue." runrunmarch: "...Wii killed my family, you insensitive bastards. All that moving around, the wild body gyrations as they played Wii Sports...dead, all of them!" And there's lot more! Entire thread here. Current Mood: Fan-Tabulous (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 20th, 2006
9:44 pm [rotten_fish]	Otf_wank discusses the history of snark! AND IS ACTUALLY FUNNY!! Break out the freaking crystal! puipui sez: "I always love it when people think that snark is some sort of modern invention. It always makes me picture the second caveman looking over at the first caveman's rock, rolling his eyes, and saying "ook" in a scathing tone of voice." From this wank. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 12th, 2006
8:15 am [bunny]	JAMES JOYCE AS LOL_MEME An anonymous contribution to the LOL_meme Cockwankers. Keep you on the run all day. Bad as a scribemiss, as an O'jennyed journalliving. What do they call those again? Libertarians. Harmonians. Symbolists trufax. Brain the fanatical. -Did you hear the news? Technology 100%. Bale, standing tall and erect before the pier. The full moon was the night, not bad for a night from Queen's, blackfureyed mischief, the cherchez la panda of his smirk. His parboiled eyes. -About Spelling, that Jew. UNTITLED FIC CATEGORY: HARRY/SNAPE. [NC-17 mpreg, cutting] SUMMARY: Tiens, quel petit Gaston! Staunch friend, Wilde's love that dare not speak its name. A young man by the name of FPB finds True love at Hogwarts in the arms of his favorite Potionsmaster. PLEASE R&R! Chapter One: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE LIVED A CUDDLERAY NAMED WELLER -Of course, the only people who ever live that long are the Jews. Asshole!Troll lit a green fairy, thrust it deep in his mouth, lips parched, perched against the appledumpling, nicotine oozing over the shameless serpenttongue. -I don't believe he's dead, said Stephen, turning back toward the fourth meme. His gaze brooded on the thousands of commentpoints, counted the creases of wankspeech: seesoo, hrss, ooos. -STFU, FATTY, said A!Troll. Ladysauce. He went camping. He went camping and never came back, and my hamster is missing. Shall I hit it with a hammer Y/N? God becomes man becomes mouse becomes troll becomes page 15 becomes featherbed mountain. Wank I breathe, wank wank spam, devour the memechat ftp. Lucifer, dico qui nescit occasum. Where my unwed mothers at? Diebus ac australius britpoppers patiens incitwata. For the fail. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
7:05 pm [mindset]	anonymouse: back when she found out why she was blacklisted she made some serious threats on the stalkkelganger. It was kinda scary. You like batshit insane fans? you'll love this http://gacktisgod.livejournal.com/139607.html verpon: Current music: hatehatehatehatehateHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE That was a Carpenter's hit wasn't it? puipui: I could've sworn it was the Osmonds. "I'm a little bit country!" "And I'm a little bit hatehateHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" --in clairvoyantwank Current Mood: *LOL* (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
1:33 pm [prettyveela]	It's like a perverted form of free verse Elipses...they are not commas... They are not periods...full stops...or pauses... Nor are they semicolons...though doubtful you know how to place one... Neither are they two dots...but always three... The triplets of punctuation...elipses... Breathe in your mind...and not on the page... Their constant abuse at your pale hands...makes my interest trail... Off into infinity...like the elipses... quettaser here commenting in the insane Severely Obssessed/Lady Darkness wank. Current Mood: *sporfle!* (2 Comments |Comment on this)