Anonymous=Alien Meddlers. Best. Coincidence. Ever.

From: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2759916&userid=131734#post339433731 

An ex-Scientologist asks:

I was just looking at the Orlando picket pictures (Great job!) and noticed the guys dressed up like the blues brothers with Fedora hats. These are Marcabian uniforms! Did you guys do this on purpose or was it a "whole track" MEME?

She goes on to explain:

Many scientologists knows about the Marcabians running the between lives implant station on mars, and many are watching in fear for the next Marcabian Invasion. Marcabs are even mentioned in the tech dictionary and many, many publicly available lower level books and tapes as well as on the top secret OT levels in the cult.

"MARCAB CONFEDERACY, various planets united into a very vast civilization which has come forward up through the last 200,000 years, is formed out of the fragments of earlier civilizations. In the last 100,000 years they have gone on with a sort of a decadent kicked-in-the-head civilization that contains automobiles, business suits, fedora hats, telephones, spaceships. A civilization which looks almost exact duplicate but is worse off than the current U.S. civilization." - L. Ron Hubbard (SH Spec 291, 6308C06)

Hubbard calls them the "ever-meddling Marcabians." and they are blamed for many of the problems here on Teegeeak (Earth) including the psychs, bankers and tax men. 

ANONYMOUS: ON A MISSION FROM MARCAB.  They need more fedoras to go with the business suits, no?