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Cracked.com on L. Ron Hubbard
L. Ron Hubbard's 5 Most Impressive Lies (Besides Scientology)

Some things are self-evident: Murder is wrong, kindness is good and 75 million years ago, a ruler of a Galactic Confederacy rounded up billions of his own citizens and shipped them to Earth (then called Teegeeack), tied them to volcanoes and used hydrogen bombs to blow up their bodies. Adultery is bad. Lying is wrong.

Yet somehow, some statements made by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, even those having nothing to do with the religion, have actually come into question by critics who often refer to them as "exaggerated" and "laugh out loud retarded."

They are:

#5.On His Native American Upbringing ...

#4.On His Study of Nuclear Physics ...

#3.On L. Ron Hubbard, War Hero ...

#2.On Living The Drug-Free Lifestyle ...

#1.On Inventing the Concept of a Moral Code ...

Lots of lulz to go around in this one!