"Whites suck!" "Um, okay, please, can you just explain--" "WHITES SUCK!!!"
In New Zealand tattooing is a big deal culturally to the native people. Some white people ("Pakeha") really dig this idea and would like to have tattoos too. (Keep in mind some of these Pakeha are either part-Maori or have lived in the country for generations) The Maori go berserk-insane about the very idea that a Pakeha would DARE be interested in emulating a bit of their culture. Because if you're white, you suuuuuuck!

In short: fap fap fap. Pages and pages of it. And yep, Godwin's Law gets invoked.

ETA: Hmm, apparently Pakeha now means "anything BUT Maori." So don't feel left out.