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the_villainess ([info]teratologist) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-05-27 13:07:00


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I honestly don't know what the fuck this is all about, but I'm bored at work so

Part the first: In which someone pretty blatantly trolls a circle jerk government conspiracy message board, mocks a respected member, and signs his/her name 'Talulah'

Part the second: In which some bright bulb googles the name Talulah, comes up with a profile, and the mockee and co. mocks the profilee's religion and general attributes in righteous vengeance for the trolling.

"Go to this person's website and read what a warped mind she has, and she has the audacity to question me? This person is a liberal minded fool who doesn't want anyone to have opinions that differ from her's. Even her parents are ashamed of her"

"Pagan my ass. You don't deserve to breathe let alone post here."

Part the third: In which someone points out that there might be more than one person on the web going by Talulah, and is resoundingly ignored on the grounds that the other posters don't like him/her.

(Offscreen interlude: the profile Talulah checks her weblogs, and a message appears in her profile.)

Part the fourth: Talulah-of-the-Profile's friends start showing up to point out that the disliked poster is right and this is a different Talulah. The board members tell them to fuck off.

"Really, I'm offended not just by your outrageous unfounded assertions about the Talulah I'm acquainted with but also by that you self style yourselves as "intellectuals". You do a great prejudice and disservice to all the intellectuals among the net users by engaging in crude and vulgar badgering."

"Good, you and that idiot Talluah are idiots. I don't blame Talluah with her ideals from her bio, I wouldn't want to be known either. Glad neither of you will return."

"huntress,
I will be eagerly awaiting your departure. You serve no purpose as you attempt to impart a psuedo intellectualism. Obviously you have "an axe to grind". Fortunately, we already have our resident lumberjack."

Part the fifth, TotP posts about the affair to Internet Infidels, resulting in more people showing up to try to convince the board members of their errant ways. Or to point and laugh.

Part the sixth, seventh, eighth, etc, we the loyal viewers discover that no one in this affair seems to be willing to relinquish the last word, not even when the discourse gets to the point of 'you shut up', 'no, you shut up.' Note the appearance of 'I know you are but what am I,' 'I'm just here because I find you funny,' slander of posters' mothers, attempts a mass reconciliation, and other greatest hits.



(edited to fix cut-tag cock-up)


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[info]teratologist
2004-05-27 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Crudpuppies, let me see if I can edit that. Sorry.

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[info]flax
2004-05-27 06:47 pm UTC (link)
One word for this wank:

"Um?"

(Idly, the Internet Infidels board requires registering to post. Sad - missing anything horrendously funneh?)

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[info]teratologist
2004-05-27 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Not really, mostly just 'hot damn, stupid people' with a leavening of 'oh yeah? I know EVEN STUPIDER people!' and some 'whee! mock now!'

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[info]crickets
2004-05-27 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I like the not-involved Talulah. She has class and a deft touch with teh smackdown.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-05-28 05:36 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that when I saw the name I thought "Bankhead"?

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[info]panthea
2004-05-28 06:27 am UTC (link)
Probably better than me thinking "The Tori Amos song?"

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