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The Sumerian Goddess of Death ([info]ereshkigal) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-06-03 20:55:00
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Who let the Gaymer out of his cage?!
GAYmers and the future of Gaymes... Yes, that is the actual subject.

This starts out in the Video Games forum on Gaia.

Hardluck Rapture: The homosexula agenda has been riviting Hot debate and contraversey recently. *mild attempt to promote his homosexula agenda through debate... with even more stellar typos*
SF2K4: Who the fuck cares? I'm tired of homosexuals being put in everything for publicity.
Random Gaians: We don't care.
Hardluck Rapture (To SF2K4): I'm a threat to your peeenus!
More Random Gaians: No one cares!

Then some actual decent debates start up... however, Hardluck Rapture mostly ignores this and instead continues to bitch it out with SF2K4 and other stray gaians.

And finally... it gets moved to the Recycle Bin. Amusement in five short pages, a nice appetizer delivered by Gaia.

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[info]telesilla
2004-06-04 03:28 am UTC (link)
I still think Gaia wank is made light years better by the avatars They just fill me with some sort of strange glee.

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
...'gaymer'?

Gaia wank make me giggle.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-06-04 03:37 am UTC (link)
*sniggers* Dear lord... what asshats these people be.

And yes, the Avatars add so much! (There's [info]gaia_wank, just for the record. 8)

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[info]ereshkigal
2004-06-04 03:43 am UTC (link)
I know, but I just had to share the homosexula agenda with everybody. I'm sure Hardluck Rapture would be proud~

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[info]deoridhe
2004-06-04 03:57 am UTC (link)
NP; I'm the fw comm announcer. ^_^ And it's worth sharing!

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-06-04 04:47 am UTC (link)
All of a sudden, I am reminded of Thor Antrim's GaayGamer controversy.

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[info]musette
2004-06-04 06:20 am UTC (link)
To be honest, it don't matter what plays a game if they are staright, Bi, Gay or even lesbian.

*gasp* Even a LESBIAN??? *shockhorror*

Yeah, sorry. I'm lame, but that amused me.

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[info]munchkinott
2004-06-04 06:45 am UTC (link)
homosexula

Note to self, do not read Van Helsing smut before a typo like that. *headdesk*

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[info]onetrickpony
2004-06-05 11:23 am UTC (link)
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK!!!

*cough* Yes, I'm sorry. I'll hide now.

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[info]munchkinott
2004-06-07 03:21 pm UTC (link)
*flips through 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cahmpee Eastarn Europeearn Arksentz'*

Eet vill ohnlee be a leetl neeble, I pvomiss Meester Jackman Van Helsink...

Ghoink toh Hill. ghoink dirrektlee toh Hill. Nott passink goh - nott kollektink tooh-hundret drachma. *cough*

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[info]aloysius
2004-06-04 09:49 am UTC (link)
Who plays games just because of the sexual preference of characters?

>.>

<.<

I do.

*weep*

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[info]oxydosic
2004-06-04 01:05 pm UTC (link)
What is it lately with all the 'I'm gay! IN YOUR FACE STRAIGHTS!' stuff on Gaia? Dude, no one cares who you sleep with. Nice you have self esteem and all, but yeesh.

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[info]julia
2004-06-04 11:18 pm UTC (link)
It really creeps me out, because a lot of the people going "HA!LOOK!I'M GAY!" are kids.

It's fine to find your sexuality so early, but I never ever want to think of kids getting it on--no matter what their sexual orientation is.

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[info]zarla
2004-06-04 04:32 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, I thought we had a good chunk of canon videogame gayness in FFVII with the Honeybee Inn.
And there's always Tony in Earthbound...

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[info]chash
2004-06-04 04:47 pm UTC (link)
And I think if you work really hard at it, you can date Barret.

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[info]julia
2004-06-04 11:20 pm UTC (link)
It isn't too difficult, actually. You've just got to alienate the girls (like saying "Hey! You're the slum drunk, right?") and agree with Barret. ^^

<.< BarretxCloud was one of my first OTPs.

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[info]zarla
2004-06-05 03:06 pm UTC (link)
I swear ta god I went through that game five friggin times tryin ta get da Barret date and EVERYTIME it eluded me. Arrrrgh.
Well, I got most of da BarretxCloud moments from that first section in a text file now cause of it. I guess that's a good thing.

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-06-05 01:55 am UTC (link)
There is, oh there is.

I almost killed myself laughing at the group of all these muscle-y guys and Cloud in the hot tub while I replaying a few weeks ago. They also strip Cloud right then and there to get him into the "swim trunks" or something. I believe you got a thong for going to that room.

I still didn't get to see the Don hit on Cloud tho. Woe. T_T

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[info]llama_treats
2004-06-04 05:30 pm UTC (link)
The homosexula agenda:

9:00 AM: teach heterosexulas how to dress
9:30 AM: teach heterosexulas how to decorate
10:00 AM: assorted sodomy
11:45 AM: turn all religious people gay
12:00 NOON: Lunch
1:30 PM: beat the crap out of metrosexulas
2:00 PM: assorted sodomy
3:30 PM: tea
4:30 PM: hatch evil world domination plans
5:00 PM: assorted sodomy. repeat until tired.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-06-04 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Even eviiiil homosexulas need lunch. *nods sagely between laughter*

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[info]daijinryuu
2004-06-04 10:45 pm UTC (link)
(Filler Bunny! Yay!)

Er ... insightful statement about the thread! Crap ...

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-06-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
I love my filler bunny icons. Unfortunately I have about ten, and only three spaces to fill. :)

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[info]daijinryuu
2004-06-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
*cough*

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-06-05 03:22 pm UTC (link)
I CAN HAVE TEN?

*omgdeadfaint*

Woo!

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[info]feenix
2004-06-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm still amused that it takes only 15 minutes to turn the religious people gay.

Though, I was under the impression that homosexulas were allergic to sunlight...

...I'll...I'll...go stand in the corner now. :(

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[info]llama_treats
2004-06-04 10:57 pm UTC (link)
No, no, no. Homosexulas need good lighting. In fact, I'm under the impression they'd get all butch without it.

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-05 05:34 am UTC (link)
it only takes half an hour to teach heterosexulas to dress and decorate, respectively? *blinks*

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[info]llama_treats
2004-06-05 01:52 pm UTC (link)
I like to think of it as a daily agenda, except for the "turn all religious people gay" part. That can actually be accomplished in a total of 15 minutes.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-06-04 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I can't even read the wank because I keep tearing up from laughing at the word "homosexula". It sounds like a gay vampire.

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[info]crickets
2004-06-05 12:20 am UTC (link)
*affects horrible fake Transylvanian accent*

I vant to suck your cock!

hee, I am twelve

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 10:29 pm UTC (link)
The most important question of all:

Where is the waffle?

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[info]daijinryuu
2004-06-04 10:42 pm UTC (link)
So, it's great that the gaymers are here to protect their gaymes ... from, uh ... the tyranny of the straightmers and their ... straightmes.

And God help you if you're a bisexualmer.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-06-05 01:54 pm UTC (link)
That's "bisexula" to you! Hmmph!

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