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Yo (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} yadda) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2004-06-17 21:34:00 |
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In a thoroughly amusing thread started by a local troll, the upright citizens of the Hatrack River Young Writers Forum (Orson Scott Card, yo) discuss the merits and dangers of masturbation.
"God created right hands, didn't he? He's practically forcing you to masterbate."
"I would understand calling something wrong if it hurt someone. For example, masturbating with someone elses intestines may hurt someone. Doing it with shampoo or lotion, or even your own mucus, isnt hurting anyone. "
"My personal theory is that a lack of masturbation leads clearly to fundamentalism."
" Erections aren't near that simplistic and controllable, man. Hell, you could be thinking about Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, then realize that there's a bulge in your pants from the mere friction of your pants."
Wank provided by an helpful anonymouse. Someone give the man akewpie doll code.
In a thoroughly amusing thread started by a local troll, the upright citizens of the Hatrack River Young Writers Forum (Orson Scott Card, yo) discuss the merits and dangers of masturbation.
"God created right hands, didn't he? He's practically forcing you to masterbate."
"I would understand calling something wrong if it hurt someone. For example, masturbating with someone elses intestines may hurt someone. Doing it with shampoo or lotion, or even your own mucus, isnt hurting anyone. "
"My personal theory is that a lack of masturbation leads clearly to fundamentalism."
" Erections aren't near that simplistic and controllable, man. Hell, you could be thinking about Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, then realize that there's a bulge in your pants from the mere friction of your pants."
Wank provided by an helpful anonymouse. Someone give the man a
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