"All my ancestors were heterosexual! HAHAHA!"
I found some new religious homophobia wank, courtesy of LJ Drama.

Meet amandagrace. amandagrace believes that homosexuality is bad, and that all homosexuals should be yanked from public schools and placed in special schools paid for by "rich perverts in Hollywood". She also seems a tad confused as to whether gays were born gay or heterosexual.

Homosexuals are responsible for the spread of AIDS (yet most people who have it are straight, I believe...).

She also wishes she were Jewish under the Old Law, believes gays are violent, and that they're causing riots in her journal OMG.

But how DARE you judge her! You hypocrite! Don't make her get RIGHTEOUS on your ass!

And then of course, there was this little gem that gave me the heading for this entry.

I think we may even have an instance of Godwin's Law. Too bad she wasn't the one who made the comparison. It would have been funnier.