But-but-but...SHE MUTILATES BABIES OMG!!11!11
In the latest issue of Newsweek, columnist Debra Darwick has an article about why body piercing gives her the heebie-jeebies. With its "Maybe this would have been shocking...in 1994!" tone and the line, "Some of these piercings have to hurt like hell, and the anesthetic eventually wears off," the article is dying to be wanked.

Enter this piece by BME's Shannon Larratt, who starts invoking wank before writing down the first word in the paragraph (The title, you ask? "Debra Darvick advocates mutilating babies (PS. She’s also a bigot.)") Not only is baby-mutilation invoked, but so is the Holocaust. It's perhaps the biggest sign of "Stop being on my side. You're making my side look bad!" I've noticed in awhile. I'm not even going to quote the rest of that article because the article itself, while it has a point in where somewhere, is just buried in splooge.