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I never said I was a victim of ([info]circumstance) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-07-15 13:37:00
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Current mood:Mystified

(if this has already been posted, let me know)

[info]unicorntears, a 17-year-old single mother, posts to [info]northcarolina introducing herself, and mentions that she has a 2-year-old son named Infinite Skyy.

Wank ensues.

Be sure to check out her mind-boggling userinfo, and don't miss the random invocation of the LJ-Icon Lawyer.

ETA: BAHLEETED! :O


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[info]smo
2004-07-15 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Man. Even her "Marriage is Love" banner sucks.

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[info]backfromspace
2004-07-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
"Friends only comment to be castrated"?

I... uh.

Yeah.

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[info]singe
2004-07-15 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Someone mentioning how they're crying an infinite amount of tears over that poor boy's name made me crack up.

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[info]phosfate
2004-07-15 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Eh. Her info page is nothing compared to glittery Celtic faerie opera woman from a month or so back. Where's the blinking?

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[info]vassilissa
2004-07-16 11:24 am UTC (link)
I knew coloratura_diva before she got fwanked. I'm still a member of the opera singers community on LJ, for some dumb reason. The average age is fifteen, and yeah. What that sounds like, only not too bad on the drama. She seems like a nice, kind person, just... really glittery and Celtic and ~~ *** Talks Like This All The Time. *** ~~. And a bit too into ratings communities for my taste.

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[info]katemonkey
2004-07-15 10:13 pm UTC (link)
But think about all the fun he'll have in college since he's named after a vodka!

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[info]llama_treats
2004-07-15 11:57 pm UTC (link)
She should have gone whole hog and named him Absolut Skyy.

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[info]bunny
2004-07-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Hrmm... well if someone messes with him, they'll be putting someone in the looney bin because 10 kids will be dead on the side of the road. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY KID. Not you, not Santa, not the tooth fairy... they won't know what the hell they said after their tounge is cut out with a chainsaw. I'd advise you to drop the subject cause your only annoying me now and you won't change my mind. ALL MY KIDS WILL HAVE NAMES LIKE THIS.

Mommy, I am scared of teh crazy lady.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-07-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
There there... she can't cut your "tounge" out with a chainsaw over the internet.

Notice how she didn't say which ten kids would be dead on the side of the road? EEK.

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[info]vassilissa
2004-07-16 11:26 am UTC (link)
Well, I know that if I were her kid, I'd be really glad my mother murdered everyone who teased me. Because that would help my popularity so much.

She's seventeen. Doesn't she remember primary school?

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[info]squib
2004-07-17 11:03 am UTC (link)
I see nicknames in his future. If he's smart, "Infinite" could turn into "Finn"...

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I think it's sweet how her darling freak-child isn't mentioned anywhere in her interests or on her profile. Obviously he's of less importance than, say, Barbie, boys in makeup, bubbles, flirting, Jello, and pet rocks, to name a few.

And is it just me, or is she just a little freakily TOO MUCH into the eighties for someone who can't possibly remember them? It's like she stole her list wholesale from a nostalgia shopping site.

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[info]munchkinott
2004-07-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
but most of it just wasn't that good.

Agreed but I'd rather be back in the 80s with a steady supply of Thundercats stringy bubble gum, 'cause they just DO NOT make novelty candy like that these days.

Damn government health legislation. *shakes fist*

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[info]smo
2004-07-16 12:38 am UTC (link)
Can I get an amen!

My friends and I rewatched Jem and the Holograms at my birthday party, and it was SO BAD OMG. And I used to just LOVE that show, too. The cheesy songs, the hole-ridden plot, even the big multi-colored hair. I must have been dropped on my head as a child.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-07-16 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nyctophilia, 2004-07-16 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-07-16 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-16 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-07-18 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-18 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-07-19 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-19 01:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-07-20 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-07-16 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-07-16 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-07-16 08:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-18 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-07-17 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2004-07-16 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-16 12:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-07-16 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-16 12:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2004-07-16 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2004-07-16 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-16 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-07-18 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-19 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2004-07-17 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-18 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2004-07-16 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-16 11:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-07-16 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-16 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-07-16 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-07-16 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydruthers, 2004-07-17 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pradaloz, 2004-07-19 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2004-07-17 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-07-18 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2004-07-17 11:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-22 02:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-22 03:28 pm UTC

[info]vassilissa
2004-07-16 11:29 am UTC (link)
It was meant to be good?

I like 80s stuff because He Man is just so pornographic there aren't words, and the 'hey kids, thinking is good!' type messages at the end are funny. and I might have a residual fondness for Care Bears, but never mind that.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-16 03:15 pm UTC

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[info]eilan
2004-07-16 08:26 am UTC (link)
carapal tunnel means you don#t have to use the shift key? cool, why did noone ever told me so. i#m sure my profs would love me because in german only aboout one third of the words are capitalized...

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-16 12:12 am UTC (link)
Oh PLEASE say someone captured it! ;_;

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[info]smo
2004-07-16 12:39 am UTC (link)
Gottdamn baleeting wankers...

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A minor concern
[info]oulangi
2004-07-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
If she's 17 isn't she off limits as she can't come back here to defend herself?

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Re: A minor concern
[info]circumstance
2004-07-16 01:27 am UTC (link)
I thought, since the post was in a community, it was okay. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

(Although it's moot in this case, since the post's been deleted.)

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Re: A minor concern
[info]oulangi
2004-07-16 02:04 am UTC (link)
I believe community posts are fair game, but linking to her journal, or in this case her journal's user info is a no no. A mod may want to make the call here; but this is how I interpret these two statements:

From the user info of [info]otf_wank
The rules are the same as those for [info]fandom_wank, so be sure to take a look at that profile.

From the user info of [info]fandom_wank
1. Do not link to the journal of a minor. Minors can't get Journalfen accounts and thus can't come play with us. If they don't have a date of birth listed on their userinfo, don't worry about it, we'll probably hear about it anyway. Posts to communities are fair game.

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Re: A minor concern - [info]circumstance, 2004-07-16 04:29 am UTC

[info]squib
2004-07-17 11:11 am UTC (link)
*reads userinfo* What the heck are "tealish" eyes? Reminds me of all the violet-eyed Sues.

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[info]panthea
2004-07-20 04:10 pm UTC (link)
::looks shifty::

Is it bad that my first thought was "Hey, she's hot"?

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