(if this has already been posted, let me know)
unicorntears, a 17-year-old single mother, posts to
northcarolina introducing herself, and mentions that she has a 2-year-old son named Infinite Skyy.
Wank ensues.
Be sure to check out her mind-boggling userinfo, and don't miss the random invocation of the LJ-Icon Lawyer.
ETA: BAHLEETED! :O