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Lurker #32 ([info]lurker32) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-07-20 13:33:00
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Current mood:Mundane

Troll! In the support group!
The Aspies are at it again!

This one starts out fairly tame as a laughably obvious troll posts a sarcastic screed to the comm and members respond with variations on "yawn".

But then shrike feels the need to assert his superiority, uran applauds the troll for smacking down those lame Aspies who don't try to lose weight and act normal, and an image duel breaks out. (Still waiting for the Special Olympics one.)

I should probably stop reporting these. They're just too easy.


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[info]alpheratz
2004-07-20 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Wow, they even have a gif war... The thread is nice, cheap amusement. I like it. :D

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-07-20 09:02 pm UTC (link)
*clings to my fanfic* The only thing I'm obsessive about is naptime. Think I'm gonna get one in rightaboutnow.

I knew there was a reason I haven't read any posts from there in a few weeks...

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[info]bubosquared
2004-07-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
The only thing I'm obsessive about is naptime.

Oooooh T-shirt!

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[info]smo
2004-07-21 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I really think more countries ought to adopt the siesta tradition. It might not make the world a better place, but it would sure make it a more well-rested one.

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-07-22 05:13 am UTC (link)
Best...comment...ever.

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[info]smo
2004-07-22 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Best ICON ever. XD Tinhats = never a dull moment.

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[info]iczer6
2004-07-20 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Hey Conuly is in the thread, and oddly enought they're *still* talking about breastfeeding.


Icz

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[info]25th_of_april
2004-07-20 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Whee, lactose intolerance wank!

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-07-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
My my my, more Aspie wank. It's really like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?

This is why I stopped going to the locak Aspie support group. Imagine this in LIVE ACTION.

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[info]lurker32
2004-07-20 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Herding cats, huh?

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-07-20 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh, indeed. I can hear them yowling even now...

To make matters worse, my DAD also has AS. So we fight and fight like Itchy and Scratchy.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-07-21 12:36 am UTC (link)
So, does having AS make it more likely that you'll wank or something?

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
I think it's the same for any subculture online. Drama will always ensue in groups of people united by simular charachterstics and/or interests.

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[info]singe
2004-07-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism. Meaning that social skills aren't high on their list of priorities. So, yeah.

Anyone with Asperger's please feel free to kick my ass if I'm not correct in my over-generalization.

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[info]piggelin
2004-07-21 02:52 am UTC (link)
"list of priorities" seems a bit wrong. If you have a hard time reading peoples bodylanguage and nuances, wank ensues. It doesn't matter if you try.

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[info]singe
2004-07-21 12:43 pm UTC (link)
I stand corrected. Sorry!

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 02:20 am UTC (link)
HA!
Can't be wank until Harry Potter is mentioned.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-07-21 02:24 am UTC (link)
I bet Harry is an Apsie!!

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[info]lurker32
2004-07-21 02:33 am UTC (link)
Nah. Hermione, though... that has possibilities.

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[info]erik
2004-07-21 04:21 am UTC (link)
Are you kidding? With her in-depth explanation of Cho's thought processes?

My vote goes to Neville.

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[info]teratologist
2004-07-21 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Nah. It's gotta be Snape.

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-07-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
I read some SnapeAspie fic once!

...I probably shouldn't have admitted that, should I. Damnit.

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roxannelinton
2004-07-22 09:40 am UTC (link)
I'm gonna go with Harry on this one.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-07-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
Everyone relax. This person is obviously a troll, most likely a bitter NT suffering an inferiority complex brought on by facing all these shining examples of the next step in human mental evolution.

*gawks*

I... I can't even... I just...

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[info]lurker32
2004-07-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Someone, please tell him to stop making their disorder look stupid.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-07-21 03:20 am UTC (link)
I would, but I can't be arsed.

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[info]iczer6
2004-07-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
Aspies, like the X-Men in a way....

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-07-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
You have *NO* idea...

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[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-21 09:28 am UTC (link)
Dude, I would so trade the AS for the ability to teleport or summon lightning.

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[info]necronomist
2004-07-21 01:03 pm UTC (link)
I'd be happy just to have telepathy. Who needs getting non-verbal cues when you can read their minds.

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[info]smo
2004-07-21 02:40 pm UTC (link)
You know, there's a part of me that thinks it would be cool to be a telepath, but there's another part of me that thinks being able to read peoples' minds would make me loathe humanity even more.

So instead I'd like to be telekinetic and just drop large objects on their heads. :D

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[info]coyotegirl
2004-07-22 03:35 am UTC (link)
God. I'd hate to be a telepath. I am well aware the inside of my own head is messed up enough; I don't need other folks' crap on top of that.

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[info]smo
2004-07-22 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Word. I do love writing about them, though. *pets SchuSchu*

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-07-22 05:17 am UTC (link)
I need to teleport. My non-driving skills wouldn't matter, if I could just blink myself anywhere I wanted.

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[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-22 05:19 am UTC (link)
Oooh... not having to learn how to drive...

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-07-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
I couldn't even make it around the parking lot without a.) hitting something, and b.) bursting into tears. So, no license for me.

I'm not sure if the bursting into tears had anything to do with the crashing, or if they were two completely unrelated incidents. Not being able to see where you're going because of sobbing does have it's problems. But I swear, that tree wasn't there before I ran into it.

Or the garage. Or the garbage cans. Or the house--twice.

Yeah, I suck.

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[info]smo
2004-07-22 02:30 pm UTC (link)
You sound like me trying to learn to drive stick. Please note the use of the word "trying."

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wolfie_thu
2004-07-21 07:46 pm UTC (link)
the next step in human mental evolution.

I'd pay fake good money to see an all out brawl between Aspies and synaesthetes over which condition is "the next step in human mental evolution."

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[info]kookaburra
2004-07-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
You should throw in the parents of "Indigo Children" too.

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[info]smo
2004-07-22 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Dare I ask what an "Indigo Child" is? (I don't suppose it's the offspring of the Ray/Saliers OTP.)

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[info]kookaburra
2004-07-23 03:17 am UTC (link)
From what I can gather, it's what parents of out-of-control ADHD children call the little hoodlums, and they, too claim that thier children are the next stage in human evolution. If that's the case, I hope we degenerate a few notches.

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[info]smo
2004-07-23 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh, charming. And I'm not depressed, I'm "differently mooded." Bitch, please.

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[info]teratologist
2004-07-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I especially like where conuly jumps in and brings the breastfeeding wank again for no apparent reason. But it's her sister who's obsessive about breastfeeding. Ayup.

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[info]smo
2004-07-22 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Children hardly ever wean before a year - if left to their own devices, they'll likely go on for two, three, or four years. A lot of the time that mothers think their children are weaning what's really happening is a "nursing strike", which is temporary if you keep trying to nurse.

Oh! Okay! So if you FORCE your six-month-old to continue breastfeeding, they'll eventually give in and do it! Because everyone knows how open to reason the average infant is!

*grits teeth*

I must not wank... wank is the mind-killer...

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[info]teratologist
2004-07-23 12:35 am UTC (link)
I can think of few things I would less rather do in this lifetime than try to force my swollen tit into the mouth of an unwilling small creature who knows how to headbutt and might be teething.

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[info]smo
2004-07-23 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Other than doing the same while undergoing a tax audit, yeah, I don't see how that could get any worse.

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