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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-08-11 11:46:00


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Featured often on ljdrama, Nicky is the sort of person who simply cannot stand anyone criticising his work. He's an arteest! He is a great writer! He compares himself to Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft! Everyone will love him!

He's also a sucky writer. Seriously. Check out False Healer for an example of what I'm talking about.

Anyway. He's got a hate-on for ljdrama.org, because they like to mock him, often. (He has his own catagory there.) Deciding he wanted to get back at them by hacking their site and fucking it up, he tries to team up with a hacker who offers to do the job for him for $300 dollars. Eager to see ljdrama.org go down in flames, Nicky agrees. Of course, the hacker has no intention of actually hacking anything and is just pulling Nicky's chain.

Then finally Nicky figures it all out. He promptly blows a gasket over it and while he has no legal recourse, he still spews threats anyway.

Bonus Nicky drama: Nicky demands recompense for every mean word said about him!

Oh yes, and Nicky prattles on over here.

This guy is in serious need of a spiritual enema.

Edit: Nicky visits the Marysue community.

Edit Reloaded: Oh, for all you slash writers out there... Nicky says you all gonna diiiie! And go to HELL!


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[info]llama_treats
2004-08-11 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Why do all the paranoiacs (a) insist on posting their personal information on the internet and then seem to be in shock when "the man" finds it, and (b) find their way to LJ Drama?

If I was that paranoid I wouldn't go near the internet, dude.

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-11 07:26 pm UTC (link)
He seems to really have an eye out for anyone who dares to insult his work. Seriously. He already found my post to Marysues about his 'writing' and I'm betting he discovers this post sometime today, too.

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[info]singe
2004-08-11 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Dang, LJDrama's been suspended. And I was all curious, too!

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-11 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Check out www.ljdrama.org.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-08-11 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-08-12 12:06 am UTC

[info]deoridhe
2004-08-11 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Awww, poor little Nicky.

I've been following his epic struggle of stupidity on LJDrama, but after a while it just gets SAD.

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-11 07:51 pm UTC (link)
He digs himself a nice grave, that's for sure.

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[info]restlesshands
2004-08-11 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That is some Grade A wank right there.

Here's hoping he shows up here to throw a hissy fit too.

*holds out Nicky bait* Your work is utterly pretentious drivel, fit to be used only as an example of what not to do.

There, that should do it...

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-11 08:35 pm UTC (link)
You should have seen the email he lobbed at me today in angry defense of False Healer. *sips tea* It was priceless.

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(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-08-11 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-11 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-11 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-08-11 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-11 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-11 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-11 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-11 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-08-11 09:25 pm UTC
yes, of course - [info]lunchbox, 2004-08-11 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-12 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-08-12 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - meshou, 2004-08-12 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-12 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-08-12 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-12 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-08-13 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2006-11-03 09:21 pm UTC

[info]iczer6
2004-08-11 08:28 pm UTC (link)
This guy actually agrees with one of the people who beat a young gay boy to death...

What. A. Fucktart.



Dear Nicky,

Please DIE kthx.

Signed

The Human Race.


Icz

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-11 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I swear, he's got himself stuffed so far to the back of the closet the fur coats are trying to eat him.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-11 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - wolfie_thu, 2004-08-11 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-12 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-08-12 10:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-15 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-16 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-08-12 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2004-08-12 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-08-12 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-13 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-15 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-16 02:44 pm UTC

[info]teratologist
2004-08-11 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I want to hit this guy with Lovecraft's left tibia until he stops writing complete unadulterated crap.

Note to Nicky: Just putting a lot of words into your story doesn't hack it, babe, they all have to mean something.

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[info]restlesshands
2004-08-11 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Note to Nicky: Just putting a lot of words into your story doesn't hack it, babe, they all have to mean something.

Though doing so does make you a hack.

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(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2004-08-12 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 04:14 pm UTC

[info]reinhardt
2004-08-11 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, Nicky. I remember him from the days when I used to follow LJ-Drama religiously...

This is just another chapter in the epic saga of Nicky.

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[info]phosfate
2004-08-11 09:25 pm UTC (link)
That is quite the worst story I've ever read. I would rather read Hearts Trek cover to cover than ever see any of his work again.

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[info]lillyv
2004-08-11 09:44 pm UTC (link)
He compares himself to Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft!

You mean the person who wrote that...thing...that random string of words...compares himself to Poe?

Dog rabbit celery blood death destruction vampires agony agony agony. Am I Poe-like yet?

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[info]phosfate
2004-08-11 09:46 pm UTC (link)
You're not drunk enough yet.

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-12 12:58 am UTC

[info]cie_anthy
2004-08-12 04:21 am UTC (link)
Sadly, you reminded me of Anne Rice more than Poe. Try less vampires and celery, more rabbits and agony.

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(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2004-08-12 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cie_anthy, 2004-08-12 04:34 am UTC

[info]kadira
2004-08-11 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I couldn't get beyond that supposedly story of his in the first link. First it made my head hurt and then my eye bleed, so that I couldn't read on anymore.

Thanks, Nicky!

Honestly, some people should just die shouldn't be allowed internet access, especially not when they write such shit and then compare themselves to Edgar Allen Poe, or any author who can write for that matter.

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[info]lurker32
2004-08-11 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Or even any author that can't. I'd rather read Anne Rice; at least she's amusing in her complete wankery.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-13 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-08-13 01:01 am UTC

[info]mambo
2004-08-12 12:02 am UTC (link)
“Could this mean I am, “ she said with a frightened look in her eyes, “dead? God – I cannot be dead. I had my entire life to look forward to, but I have to spend eternity in a lake of piss? Is this what I get for what I did with characters of a favorite writer; especially no matter someone would call it a blasphemy.”

Man, if that's what happens to slashers, can you even imagine what the poor tentacle sex authors will have to face?

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[info]restlesshands
2004-08-12 05:26 am UTC (link)
But what about the authors like him that are just bad? Surely there is a hell for people that rape the English language!

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(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2004-08-12 02:31 pm UTC

[info]necronomist
2004-08-12 12:26 am UTC (link)
Nicky inspires me. If he hates slash so much, I wonder how he would feel about characters based on him?

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(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2004-08-12 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-08-12 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2004-08-12 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-12 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 12:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2004-08-12 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-08-12 03:35 am UTC
A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-12 08:56 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-12 11:34 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-13 06:37 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]mambo, 2004-08-12 02:35 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 03:17 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-12 03:40 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 04:04 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-12 06:45 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-13 04:49 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-13 05:26 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-13 05:10 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-12 04:27 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2004-08-12 06:10 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]necronomist, 2004-08-12 11:42 pm UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - [info]xero_sky, 2004-08-13 12:49 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-13 04:38 am UTC
Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! - redwarrior, 2004-08-14 06:15 am UTC
Shadow Over OMGMAKEITSTOP!!!
[info]mrslovett
2004-08-12 06:11 am UTC (link)
Since I had arrived in Providence, I had sought this secret text, and now it lay open before me! Heart in my throat I leaned forward so that the bilious light of my lantern revealed the words that would tell me of that ancient evil.

Somehow I knew I was dreaming, yet I didn’t because of the directions the dream was going.

My heart clutched with cold fear as it had when Horace Oliver had pressed the torn, ragged map into my hand and I had felt the slickness of the webbing between his blunt fingers. But that had been only a feeble presentiment.

The voice that I describe the details in become the ornate and the pinpointing detail,

I staggered at this. Already the world seemed to be deforming, the light from my lamp twisting unnaturally through the air, the table on which the terrible text lay seeming to be both parallel and perpendicular to the earthen floor at once.

the voice in the dream had a narration to it.

I could not contain my shriek of pain and fear. Had I thought Melinda Oliver's attic room frightening? Had I imagined that her fishbelly face and her body -- a half-glimpse in the shadows of something gelid and faintly glowing from within -- was the worst of the horrors I would face on this quest? No, no, this, this was ten thousand times worse.

It described the events in the eyes and mind when they see the darkness within the mind and the skies that turn a deeper shade of black. From them I knew I was dreaming, yet in the mind it didn’t seem all real. It becomes the distant thing as the dream paints a picture of something dark, the picture emotional.

My foolishness in following this map is clear to me now, as I write what I know will be my last words on this earth. This text -- this vile, unholy thing -- was no prize to be sought, but a doom inescapable.

Of everything descending, pieces that form a puzzle when it becomes an ornate picture of something grotesque. Descending from them in the eyes that belong to mine; when they realize all that is said and described.

I cannot --

What I have seen let no other ever suffer --

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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Re: Shadow Over OMGMAKEITSTOP!!! - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-12 06:23 am UTC
Re: Shadow Over OMGMAKEITSTOP!!! - [info]xero_sky, 2004-08-13 12:55 am UTC

redwarrior
2004-08-12 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I can't even read his writing, it makes no sense. It has sentecnes, and paragraphs, but never seems to go anywhere or do anything. Just words on a page.

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(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-13 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2004-08-14 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-14 07:15 am UTC

[info]dana_kujan
2004-08-19 10:11 am UTC (link)
...an arteest...

And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

He wrote one of the worst Sherlock Holmes pastiches I have ever read!

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