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	necronomist 2004-08-11 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Nicky inspires me. If he hates slash so much, I wonder how he would feel about characters based on him? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lukita 2004-08-11 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Do it, and I'll be right there behind you cheering all the way. Unless you like something else when I'm behind you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	necronomist 2004-08-11 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	"Unless you like something else when I'm behind you?" I prefer manly frottage, thanks. ~~Which is funny because I'm a girl~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lukita 2004-08-12 04:36 am UTC (link)
	~~Humm... I'm a girl as well, maybe we should rope in another person and have an OT3?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	llama_treats 2004-08-11 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	You should slash him with that other guy LJ Drama is so fond of, who threatened to sue for posting his picture or a link to his website or something. Unfortunately, I can't remember his name at the moment... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	faultypremise 2004-08-11 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Mediacrat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mambo 2004-08-12 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Their internet lawyer should hook them up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lukita 2004-08-12 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Shouldn't we call an internet priest to bless their union as well? They need as much blessing as they can get if they don't want to flood their internet house the first week together. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2004-08-12 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh god yes! Do it! (Reply to this)(Parent)

A Story of TRU LUV!!11!

criticalcricket
2004-08-12 07:56 am UTC (link)

Oh God! Look what you made me do! This is all your fault *shudders*

A Story of True Love

Nicky looked up as a body eclipsed the spare luminescence that lit his art. His ebon eyes raked, like sharp blades, over the figure before him. Who dared to disrupt his delicate creative process?

Adonis.

A Greek God, stood in golden flesh before his dilated eyes. His heart palpitated wildly in his chest cavity as if he were running a marathon to announce to his country, "Nike". His palms grew unexpectedly slick as he drank in the mysterious visitor like a tropical drink with a cherry and a pink umbrella on top.

"Who...who are you?" He asked, voice wavering, uncertain like a blushing virgin; though he wasn't, his virility was famed. Women swooned when they viewed his Hagrid-like figure gliding through dark alleys. Everyone knew that he was anatomically consistent, yet suddenly, his voice stuttered when confronted by the vision before him.

"I'm rich, and I'm beautiful." Came the soft lispy reply. It curled through the air like the bar smog and hung in a fog around his ears, ringing like small silver bells of the solstice.

Nicky caught his breathe at the musical sound, reminiscent of a sweet voiced eunuch. He opened his mouth to reply, but found that his mouth was like a desert; absent of all moisture, just arid. Endless sand and not a sound to be heard but his quite breath. Exhaling.

"Can you tell me where I can find the best place in town? I want to purchase a fine bottle of wine." The bright shade before him peered down curiously, his eyes bright like shining stars gone supernova.

Nicky's dark eyes traveled around the shadow packed bar, wondering how the angel before him had fallen into the squalid dirty hole of humanity.

"There's wine here," he quickly replied, not willing to let the heavenly creature from his sight.

"Is it any good?"

"We can find out together," Nicky said, gesturing to the cushioned stool that spewed forth its innards in colorless piles of cotton like so many sheep jumping over fences.

The incubus in human flesh glanced at the papers spread like abandoned feathers across the table and the man behind them. Long hair, black as a dying night. A beard reminiscent of a wicked villain, dark and greasy as it hung limply under his chin.

"What are you doing?" The fairy creature gestured to the thin sheets of dead trees littered with words, scrawled like insects swarming across the pages.

"I'm spilling my soul. This ink is my blood as I try to exercise the demons in my head. I am creating written art, flowing, dark, inky art." Nicky replied, hoping to capture this fae one's interest with his dark gothic mystique.

"I'm a model-photographer. My name is Grayden." The bright one offered Nicky his hand.

Nicky stared at the perfectly formed fingers held out to him like some sacrifice to please the gods. He took it, grasping the equally clammy skin and grasping it close. Their hands seemed to burn one another, causing some dark stirrings to coil in his stomach. It was in that moment that a most unholy union was born. Cats yowled in agony and dogs howled in horror as they foresaw the future. The interweb would tremble before them when finally confronted with their true love.

Nicky + Mediacrat = OTP!

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	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! llama_treats 2004-08-12 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Your babies just dropped out of me. Thought you'd like to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! criticalcricket 2004-08-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Immaculate conception. Impressive. I think I'll name one Nicky and one Grayden. What say you? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! mambo 2004-08-12 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's beautiful! Just...when Nicky's monitor suddenly becomes a gateway linking your life force to hell and you're confronted with a lake of boiling internet lawsuits, know that you deserved it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! faultypremise 2004-08-12 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	sputters Ok, now I'm awake. And there's coffee on my monitor this morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! (Anonymous) 2004-08-12 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	would you mind if i re-posted this on livejournal, giving full credit to you of course? This is absolutely brilliant. (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=strages)strages (http://www.livejournal.com/users/strages/), LJ Drama (http://www.ljdrama.org) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! faultypremise 2004-08-12 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Feel free to reproduce at your will. The story credit goes to criticalcricket, though. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! (Anonymous) 2004-08-12 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	FYI it's on LJ Drama now. Enjoy (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! criticalcricket 2004-08-13 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Wow, I made LJdrama and I didn't even throw a single shit fit. Rock on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! faultypremise 2004-08-13 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You're a STAR! Congrats. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! plazmah 2004-08-12 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahahaha! Awesomely awesome. The universe may now explode :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! ladybirdsleeps 2004-08-12 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I am creating written art, flowing, dark, inky art. DEAD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! necronomist 2004-08-12 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	bows I fear I cannot surpass exquisite skill. Maybe I'll just have him get kicked out of the library and run over by a truck (OK, other things happen too). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! xero_sky 2004-08-12 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well, reading that just worked off a truckload of my bad karma. Ow. Truly, 'tis a thing of beauty: mentally painful AND spiritually balancing, all at the same time! You are a true artist. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! (Anonymous) 2004-08-13 03:38 am UTC (link)
	That was a thing of beauty and a joy forever. It made my day. zorayda on LJ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: A Story of TRU LUV!!11! redwarrior 2004-08-14 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I love you to bits. :D Way to turn his opinions on their head. >3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

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